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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 14 Aug 2024 13:13 #419137

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neshomo kedosha wrote on 14 Aug 2024 08:34:

Everyone together with the chazzan... Simcho le'artze'eeeeeeeecho veso'ooooosoin le'ire'eeeecho....
And then when everyone has finished taking over, the Chazzan who has been patiently waiting for the oilom to shut up, says it again. Always hilarious!

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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 16 Sep 2024 20:07 #421646

DeletedUser7986 Current streak: 27 days OFFLINE Expert Boarder Posts: 106 Karma: 3	This didn't happen to me but I heard about it. Chazzan finishes chatzi kaddish on Friday night just before shmone esrey. Someone claps on the bimah (indicating to say yaaleh veyavo) only problem is, it's not Rosh chodesh. So now all hell breaks loose as people try to 'nuh uh uhuh' that there is no yaaleh veyavo. Chaos!!!

Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 16 Sep 2024 20:55 #421647

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odyossefchai wrote on 16 Sep 2024 20:07:

This didn't happen to me but I heard about it.

Chazzan finishes chatzi kaddish on Friday night just before shmone esrey. Someone claps on the bimah (indicating to say yaaleh veyavo) only problem is, it's not Rosh chodesh.
So now all hell breaks loose as people try to 'nuh uh uhuh' that there is no yaaleh veyavo.
Chaos!!!

Hmm didn't happen to you , Eh???????

EDIT - Eh??????

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Last Edit: 16 Sep 2024 21:17 by redfaced. Reason: Feels like it needed another Eh????

Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 16 Sep 2024 22:20 #421650

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odyossefchai wrote on 16 Sep 2024 20:07:

Technical question, Why did it have to happen friday night?

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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 17 Sep 2024 02:51 #421656

DeletedUser7986 Current streak: 27 days OFFLINE Expert Boarder Posts: 106 Karma: 3	True but maaseh shehayah kach haya

Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 23 Nov 2024 23:59 #425665

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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 04 Feb 2025 04:01 #430747

youknowwho OFFLINE Gold Boarder Posts: 616 Karma: 86	Mindlessly fressing yourself to the gizzards after a long hard day until you can no longer breathe with super snacks, cake and chips, and then guiltily washing it all down with a half a bag of healthy, leafy lettuce. Wasn’t sure if this should be a Grouch.

Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 04 Feb 2025 21:36 #430787

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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 14 Feb 2025 00:14 #431338

boardg Current streak: 84 days OFFLINE Senior Boarder Posts: 49 Karma: 0	I was tired the other day by maariv, so in the beginning of Maariv I naturally launched into Baruch atah Hashem elokenu melech haolam...... Hamapil chevla shama ...oops asher b'dvaro
	Last Edit: 14 Feb 2025 00:14 by boardg.

Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 14 Feb 2025 02:57 #431347

altehmirrer Current streak: 15 days NOW ONLINE Expert Boarder Posts: 144	boardg wrote on 14 Feb 2025 00:14: I was tired the other day by maariv, so in the beginning of Maariv I naturally launched into Baruch atah Hashem elokenu melech haolam...... Hamapil chevla shama ...oops asher b'dvaro ahhhh so that was you at the amud last night!

Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 03 Mar 2025 18:30 #432318

iyh2023 Current streak: 42 days OFFLINE Gold Boarder Posts: 341 Karma: 11	Was in a busy parking lot the other day, when I got back to my car, being that I drive a very popular car, I opened the wrong car and even sat down, It took me a moment to realize I was in the wrong vehicle, when I did, I bolted out of that car like a possessed man and packed out of that parking lot. Yeah, I'm getting a florescent orange Volkswagen Type 2.