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Re: I'm Finally Here 03 May 2016 00:17 #286391

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I'm gonna give you the idea, you set it up how you like, but company is around, so will be delayed and take few min to 2 hour to 'splain
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Re: I'm Finally Here 03 May 2016 01:26 #286410

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Here goes 
Say viduy before you start in case it's your last post.
Cos the far reaching Fatwa arm of Peloni aka Abbas ak 47 may c'v get you

Create a New Thread in the JHF section
Make sure you use this title for optimum impact in LOWER CASE
"Free Softcore Fun - Bathroom Closed"

Make a clear note that
No bathroom / Toilet / Restroom jokes are allowed

Find one or two unique gye appropriate humor that was never previously posted on gye and add it

There are members that need to be invited, since they are running pissed off from some other thread 

I'll give you that later

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Re: I'm Finally Here 03 May 2016 02:31 #286421

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You have 10 minutes to partake, or the honor is mine

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Re: I'm Finally Here 03 May 2016 03:31 #286432

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Change that timer!!!!!

Its open for your consumption any time.

I cant take on that great honor

i have some other new thread I have been lazy about which is priority - hopefully tomoro night will start
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Re: I'm Finally Here 03 May 2016 04:41 #286443

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Wow that's not what I expected. Leave it to markz.

In case you're wondering where I disappeared to, well I'm not gonna tell you, because it's TMI about my identity. But I was suddenly blessedly occupied for most of the night, and I just made it back here before going to bed to see what great title was bestowed upon me by Mr. Blue Tow Truck.

I've never done Softcore comedy before, so I'm gonna have to think about it before starting a thread. Is it like stand-up?  Do I need to bring my own stool?
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Re: I'm Finally Here 03 May 2016 11:35 #286463

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Hi Hi friends..  Until i came across this page i never realized this is an addiction.. Now im strictly on fasting.. Its pointless if we cant control ourself. At least challenge our mind.  So i took a challenge against my dark side.. And im fighting. 

Re: I'm Finally Here 03 May 2016 11:47 #286464

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Welcome 

See? You did it!

Now how about you start a "New Topic" under "introduce yourself" or the "90 day chart", write a little about yourself, and we will share the ride with you

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Re: I'm Finally Here 03 May 2016 20:52 #286519

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markz wrote on 02 May 2016 21:05:
I think the first thing we gotta understand is that the binoculars is your friend

Do you have any substitute? 

Can you explain yourself a bit more? How are they my friend?

I'm hanging out more in the JHF section, but don't think I'm gonna start a thread.

I need some practical advice on what to do about this spying issue. It's bothering me a lot. Stamazoi I'm feeling kinda triggered now.

*copied from chat*  I was out shopping this afternoon, got what I was looking for, I learned this morning, had a long schmooze on the fone with a good friend, went on cordnoy's call. Everything was good, and I'm still feeling like this.
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Re: I'm Finally Here 03 May 2016 21:07 #286522

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Birshusi wrote on 03 May 2016 20:52:

markz wrote on 02 May 2016 21:05:
I think the first thing we gotta understand is that the binoculars is your friend

Do you have any substitute? 

Can you explain yourself a bit more? How are they my friend?

I'm hanging out more in the JHF section, but don't think I'm gonna start a thread.

I need some practical advice on what to do about this spying issue. It's bothering me a lot. Stamazoi I'm feeling kinda triggered now.

*copied from chat*  I was out shopping this afternoon, got what I was looking for, I learned this morning, had a long schmooze on the fone with a good friend, went on cordnoy's call. Everything was good, and I'm still feeling like this.

how come i didn't hear you?
Did anythin' speak to you from the call today?
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Re: I'm Finally Here 03 May 2016 21:08 #286524

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Birshusi wrote on 03 May 2016 20:52:

markz wrote on 02 May 2016 21:05:
I think the first thing we gotta understand is that the binoculars is your friend

Do you have any substitute? 

Can you explain yourself a bit more? How are they my friend?

I'm hanging out more in the JHF section, but don't think I'm gonna start a thread.

I need some practical advice on what to do about this spying issue. It's bothering me a lot. Stamazoi I'm feeling kinda triggered now.

*copied from chat*  I was out shopping this afternoon, got what I was looking for, I learned this morning, had a long schmooze on the fone with a good friend, went on cordnoy's call. Everything was good, and I'm still feeling like this.

binoculars was an integral feature of my favorite movie.
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Re: I'm Finally Here 03 May 2016 21:15 #286527

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cordnoy wrote on 03 May 2016 21:07:

Birshusi wrote on 03 May 2016 20:52:

markz wrote on 02 May 2016 21:05:
I think the first thing we gotta understand is that the binoculars is your friend

Do you have any substitute? 

Can you explain yourself a bit more? How are they my friend?

I'm hanging out more in the JHF section, but don't think I'm gonna start a thread.

I need some practical advice on what to do about this spying issue. It's bothering me a lot. Stamazoi I'm feeling kinda triggered now.

*copied from chat*  I was out shopping this afternoon, got what I was looking for, I learned this morning, had a long schmooze on the fone with a good friend, went on cordnoy's call. Everything was good, and I'm still feeling like this.

how come i didn't hear you?
Did anythin' speak to you from the call today?

The truth is I was considering sharing, although I'm not sure what I was going to say, but about half way through the call, someone knocked on my door, and he had to do work in my house, and I had to speak to him, figure out what he was supposed to do, etc. So I got distracted and kinda lost my momentum. Maybe tomorrow I'll speak up.

There was something said that I appreciated, but I can't remember what it was...

Re: I'm Finally Here 03 May 2016 21:49 #286532

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I don't know why, but there is something about this thread that speaks to me. 

Now, about buddybiny(oculars). I may not be mark (or i may, you never know here ), but perhaps what mark was saying is that buddybiny is an enjoyable past time. Do you have real people who you can do the same with (i dont mean to spy on - i meant to enjoy time with).

Also, about the new thread, you gotta do it! We need a powder room compleatly separate from the rest (of the) room(s). But its not for the faint of heart. As mark said, papa won't be happy.
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Re: I'm Finally Here 03 May 2016 22:11 #286538

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Re: I'm Finally Here 03 May 2016 23:00 #286549

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stillgoing wrote on 03 May 2016 21:49:
I don't know why, but there is something about this thread that speaks to me. 

Now, about buddybiny(oculars). I may not be mark (or i may, you never know here ), but perhaps what mark was saying is that buddybiny is an enjoyable past time. Do you have real people who you can do the same with (i dont mean to spy on - i meant to enjoy time with).

Also, about the new thread, you gotta do it! We need a powder room compleatly separate from the rest (of the) room(s). But its not for the faint of heart. As mark said, papa won't be happy.

Not sure what you mean "to do the same with." Buddybiny was never a hobby of mine. Someone gave them to me as a gift, and I always new they were there even though I never used them.

As for stam being social, the truth is that there isn't much socializing to do at my age, I don't think. And even if there was, all my friends are going to EY tomorrow, so even if I could've hung out with them today, I can't for the rest of Bein Hazmanim.

In other words, I managed to get through this afternoon unscathed thanks to GYE, but it ain't gonna get easier tomorrow.

ODAAT.

Re: I'm Finally Here 04 May 2016 00:47 #286563

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Alright guys.

The new thread is under construction.

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