96) Someone asks you to introduce a speaker and you suggest he ought to introduce himself.

97) Someone posts a problem and you wait for Dov to explain what he really means.

98) You go to the zoo and see a giraffe and start hummin "kah ribon olam"

99) You thought of a great post during shmoneh esrei

100) You came to this site with one addiction and now you have 2.

101) You keep clicking "Show unread posts since last visit" until you have read them all, then you keep clicking until someone posts.  If no one posts for 3 seconds, you suffer withdrawal.

102) You call the help desk and they ask "how can I help you" and you reply "The heck with me, what can I do for you?"

103) You never drank before, but now you find yourself in a liqour store buying a bottle of Woodford.

104) The place cards at your simcha include screen names.

105) You go to buy a car and ask for powerless windows and locks.

106) Your wife sees a mouse and wants to call the exterminator. You beg her not to because you just can't bring yourself to harm a mouse.

107) You wonder why there are not 90 days between Pesach and Shavuos?

108) Some people have inspirational sayings hanging in their office.  You have a toy truck on your desk.

109) You wish there were only 3 seasons and we could abolish Fall.

those are great, Gibor!
thanks

110)  You keep checking your post to see if someone appreciated it

i like #100

Nice going Gibbor!

yes, good stuff!

I don't know what number we're up to here but....

-you ask your gardner if its possible to put a green tree in your heart.

-you hum urie's niggun to give urself a boost (man that's real old time stuff)

-you feel like dancing when u get pulled over and the cop says 'you hit 90 on the parkway'

-you walk in and order an ice cream sushi

-your wife says you have a thread on your jacket and you say 'I'm leaving it there, that's an important one'

-someone says their making a kumzitz and you ask which thread its on.

-you equate woodford with sobriety

- you equate chulent with sobriety

-you equate possums with sobriety

-you here someone asking for help and respond by saying 'you can do it just for today'

-you choose to participate in a group chizuk call and miss your traffic ticket court hearing.

-you wonder what crackerjacks would taste like with some extra possum

- you think every lady named chani is married to a harry

-you ask ur accountant if he's part of an accountability group

-you start looking for gematrias in license plate numbers instead of looking at the lady in the next car over.

-you think people who write entirely in caps are sweet.

-you reply your not sure if your ready for a live meeting when your boss tells you hed like to have a word w/ you.

- you come late to a chavrusa for no good reason and tell your chavrusa you need to work on your third step.

-you carry your moral inventory with you to mussar seder

-you get a lot less nervous letting people use your computer because you haven't used it to surf p* anyways in a long time.

-you remember the chizuk email reruns from the first time around

you get back your wife and children, they get a new tatti, the feelings between the family members starts getting live and real, oh! it was one of biggest point to stay away from ****

I'm down wit jack on that 1.

- you have a T-shirt that says 'just don't do it', and a key chain beer bttole opener that says 'bardy's pub'

111 (approximately).  After you decide to use your real name on the forum for the sake of honesty and recovery, you start introducing yourself to people in real life as "Eye.Nonymous," or some other type of name like that.

--Elyah

123 (I think) - You look to rent an apartment "just one day at a time"

...When you can no longer buy a bag of black jellybeans or a bottle of Woodford because you are afraid someone might notice.

i think this should be #137

137. at the shabbos seuda, a guest says "i see you have some really good stuff here" pointing to the Woodford, and you almost ask if he wants some gestaltzimfleegen to go along with it (happened to me this past shabbos)

138. You buy the transliterated english yiddish dictionary for people who use way too many "g"s in the word gevaldigggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg just so you can understand bards posts.