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Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 18 Nov 2015 23:17 #268987

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When your wife is making tuna fish for sandwiches and you remark "Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonnaise"

When you're watching fiddler on the roof and they come to "tradition" and you stand up and yell out "Yes! Sobriety is a Family Tradition!"

When your wife tells you the news that she is expecting you say 'Well, the reason that I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting too. I should be accepting.
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Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 18 Nov 2015 23:27 #268989

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When you tell the bank teller "Have a great day - unless, of course, you made other plans".
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Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 19 Nov 2015 13:12 #269057

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stillgoing wrote:
When you tell the bank teller "Have a great day - unless, of course, you made other plans".


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Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 19 Nov 2015 16:52 #269082

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Cordnoy

Yankel could provide a good dose of sanity here....somethin' that is desperately needed.
I sent him an email. Lets see if he chimes in.
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Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 16 Sep 2018 04:36 #335526

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Eye.nonymous wrote on 21 Oct 2011 10:02:
When you find yourself telling your auto mechanic, "I don't care if you do a perfect job; I just want a progressive victory over rust."



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Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 14 Feb 2019 22:16 #338987

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Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 17 Feb 2019 05:25 #339010

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...your wife starts wishing you'd go back to watching p*rn...

Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 17 Feb 2019 09:44 #339013

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when you start wishing that GYE (GUE) had an "I Remember When" section.

Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 17 Feb 2019 13:15 #339017

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When you'll drive a few hours to go meet smeone whose name you don't know, to sit and have a soda or sushi or something and just talk about how that's helping you stay clean. (moshikos anyone?)

Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 22 Feb 2019 03:52 #339152

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You know that theres an airport in Ecuador named José Joaquín de Olmedo International Airport ....
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