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Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 22 Aug 2011 19:27 #115760

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Eye.nonymous wrote on 22 Aug 2011 19:21:

148.  When your wife is out for the evening and it's your first chance to catch up with the forum in about a week so you have dinner 3 hours late because you forgot to eat.
(yet another true one)


... and you didn't do what you used to when she left you home alone for hours.
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Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 22 Aug 2011 22:14 #115814

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Eye.nonymous wrote on 22 Aug 2011 19:08:

146?  When you have to get off the forum so you won't miss your 12-step meeting.

lol. thats a good one. Maybe we should start an all time best joke on GYE thread.
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Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 23 Aug 2011 12:06 #115884

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gibbor120 wrote on 22 Aug 2011 19:27:

... and you didn't do what you used to when she left you home alone for hours.


...what was that?
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Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 23 Aug 2011 12:09 #115885

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149.  When you think that just by dropping the word "Woodford" into a sentence, you're absolutely hilarious.

150.  When you hope that writing joke #150 will change your status to a GYE super-hero member.
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Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 24 Aug 2011 13:09 #116120

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151.  When you look forward to a good debate trying, based purely on the 12-steps, to prove the validity of Torah.

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Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 24 Aug 2011 14:15 #116133

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When you go searching through old oldest threads for more things you can post on this one.
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Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 24 Aug 2011 15:11 #116155

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152. when you are on your second machzor of Yosef Hatzadik's He'aros
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
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Give, Forgive
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The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
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Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 25 Aug 2011 03:22 #116303

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When people who signed up a year ago are still 'the newcomers' in your opinion.

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Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 25 Aug 2011 07:04 #116324

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When people who signed up 2 years ago are still the newcomers in your opinion.
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Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 25 Aug 2011 13:29 #116347

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#???- you think you are just brilliant whenever you quote someone, add some snappy modification to what they said and end off by writing "is this what you meant to say?" In a cheery, rhetorical, I'm so witty manner.
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Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 25 Aug 2011 13:30 #116348

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you hear someone talking in shul, and it makes you think, hmmmmmm i think thats sounds like obbermottel or bard or maybe dov
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Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 25 Aug 2011 14:27 #116356

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Back on Track wrote on 25 Aug 2011 13:29:

#???- you are absolutely brilliant, and this is evident whenever you quote someone, add some snappy modification to what they said and end off by writing "is this what you meant to say?" In a cheery, rhetorical, I'm so witty manner.


Isn't that what you meant to say?
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Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 25 Aug 2011 14:45 #116358

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Back on Track wrote on 25 Aug 2011 13:29:

153- You see someone make a brilliant and snappy modification to a quote you wrote, and you think to yourself "Hey, why didn't I think of that?"


Isn't that what you meant to say?
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Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 25 Aug 2011 15:07 #116360

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i think we should move this discussion to the Sholom Bayis thread.

you know how the wife says "I am fine" and she really means that you just committed one of the worst crimes since the Great Irish Potato Famine...

maybe we can decipher Wiferish
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
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Give, Forgive
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The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
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Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 25 Aug 2011 15:16 #116362

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LOL ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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