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Re: Pesach Jokes 17 Apr 2023 17:35 #394566

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A man comes home one night during Sefirah with a massive stomach ache.

Sarah “Hey, what’s wrong, is my cooking that bad”

Moish “No way!
It’s just that I’ve been listening the whole day to accapella music”
My Story---------Dov Quotes




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Re: Pesach Jokes 17 Apr 2023 17:54 #394568

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second night of pesach Reuvain walks over to Shimon to ask ask him to be Motzay him with his Bracha. Shimon asks out loud how Reuvain can't say a Bracha already as it's only the first night. Reuvain says back "well I guess you aint making a Bracha tonight"
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Re: Pesach Jokes 17 Apr 2023 17:57 #394569

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boardg wrote on 17 Apr 2023 17:54:
second night of pesach Reuvain walks over to Shimon to ask ask him to be Motzay him with his Bracha. Shimon asks out loud how Reuvain can't say a Bracha already as it's only the first night. Reuvain says back "well I guess you aint making a Bracha tonight"
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This actually happened with someone He was davening Shabbos night and instead of saying the correct number 10 he said 11. So the whole congregation screamed " its the 11th" and nobody was able to say the bracha!

Re: Pesach Jokes 18 Apr 2023 02:43 #394614

Someone was playing a really intense game of hide-and-seek. He couldn't find anyone after searching for a while. Finally as a last ditch effort he called out:
"!!מלבד עולת הבקר אשר לעולת התמיד תעשו את אלה"
​And naturally everyone jumped out and screamed:
"!!כאלה" 
איש את רעהו יעזרו ולאחיו יאמר חזק!! (ישעיהו מא:ו)
Let's do this together!!
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