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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 07 Jun 2023 18:56 #397040

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tzitzis dude wrote on 07 Jun 2023 03:47:

I don’t know about you guys, but I find those few seconds of walking (especially on shabbos), when I see someone approaching and I don’t know at which point to wish them a “gut shabbos” exceedingly awkward. Like, I check my watch numerous times, even though I just did the exact same thing for the last guy… oysh.

It took me a few times reading this to get what you were referring to, but I know that experience exactly. I have done the watch move too!

Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 15 Jun 2023 12:01 #397574

ilovehashem247 OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 467 Karma: 36	tzitzis dude wrote on 30 Apr 2021 20:13: Trying to pick my nose in public (we’re all guys here, so it’s fine), and trying to cover it up with the rest of my hand I don’t even hide it lest the hiding it attracts attention. in and out quick and easy
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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 15 Jun 2023 15:30 #397593

trouble OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 874 Karma: 224	iLoveHashem247 wrote on 15 Jun 2023 12:01: tzitzis dude wrote on 30 Apr 2021 20:13: Trying to pick my nose in public (we’re all guys here, so it’s fine), and trying to cover it up with the rest of my hand I don’t even hide it lest the hiding it attracts attention. in and out quick and easy deleted.... on account of my sex-warped mind.
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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 28 Jun 2023 01:03 #398144

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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 07 Jul 2023 23:22 #398479

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Trouble wrote on 15 Jun 2023 15:30:

iLoveHashem247 wrote on 15 Jun 2023 12:01:

tzitzis dude wrote on 30 Apr 2021 20:13:

Trying to pick my nose in public (we’re all guys here, so it’s fine), and trying to cover it up with the rest of my hand

I don’t even hide it lest the hiding it attracts attention.

in and out quick and easy

deleted.... on account of my sex-warped mind.

Miss you trouble

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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 09 Jul 2023 03:59 #398487

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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 09 Jul 2023 20:55 #398502

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Hakolhevel wrote on 07 Jul 2023 23:22:

Trouble wrote on 15 Jun 2023 15:30:

iLoveHashem247 wrote on 15 Jun 2023 12:01:

tzitzis dude wrote on 30 Apr 2021 20:13:

Trying to pick my nose in public (we’re all guys here, so it’s fine), and trying to cover it up with the rest of my hand

I don’t even hide it lest the hiding it attracts attention.

in and out quick and easy

deleted.... on account of my sex-warped mind.

Miss you trouble

thanks; we were needed to help out to watch the friendly waters here when the heavy hitters went to find that sub.

i'm all about that (substantial) bass, no trouble ....

if you're looking for trouble, you can email me @trouble69gye@outlook.com

Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 09 Jul 2023 23:01 #398504

chaimoigen Current streak: 577 days NOW ONLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1386 Karma: 137	Yeshayahu 41:6 wrote on 09 Jul 2023 03:59: How about making a whole stink about leaving We are really glad you’re back!
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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 10 Jul 2023 04:13 #398510

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Trouble wrote on 09 Jul 2023 20:55:

Hakolhevel wrote on 07 Jul 2023 23:22:

Trouble wrote on 15 Jun 2023 15:30:

iLoveHashem247 wrote on 15 Jun 2023 12:01:

tzitzis dude wrote on 30 Apr 2021 20:13:

Trying to pick my nose in public (we’re all guys here, so it’s fine), and trying to cover it up with the rest of my hand

I don’t even hide it lest the hiding it attracts attention.

in and out quick and easy

deleted.... on account of my sex-warped mind.

Miss you trouble

thanks; we were needed to help out to watch the friendly waters here when the heavy hitters went to find that sub.

Don't you hang out in Bora Bora?

Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 10 Jul 2023 17:34 #398532

davidt OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1799	Yeshayahu 41:6 wrote on 09 Jul 2023 03:59: How about making a whole stink about leaving GYE and still being here? yeah... some people claim that GYE is addictive
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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 18 Feb 2024 19:04 #408827

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That feeling of rising panic while sitting by a simcha and everyone is getting served the main dish and slowly but surely, despite some awkward hand flapping/wild or subtle gesticulation, desperately trying to get the waiters attention, you see you were somehow skipped…AND NOBODY ELSE NOTICES. And you’re the shy type who finds it very uncomfortable to traipse across the whole hall to the kitchen to get it yourself. And so you decide you’re not really hungry anyway and nah, who needs it so you start chewing on the remainder of your bilkeh and a sour pickle.

HELP!!!

Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 04 Mar 2024 23:30 #409513

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When, at whatever point in davening I raise my eyes (with legit כונה), and promptly have zero clue as to where I was up to just a moment ago.

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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 05 Mar 2024 17:43 #409556

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Yeshayahu 41:6 wrote on 09 Jul 2023 03:59:

How about making a whole stink about leaving GYE and still being here?

Classic.

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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 11 Mar 2024 03:06 #409855

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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 11 Mar 2024 03:38 #409856

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When you’re in the middle seat on the plane and you don’t want to wake up the lady next to you but you REALLY need the bathroom but you dont even know HOW to wake her up and you wish that you would had the guts to ask to switch seats but you were afraid of making a stink and whatever and you REALLY need the bathroom and then she wakes up and goes to use the bathroom and you’re waiting in the aisle and trying not to dance until the dratted lady gets out.

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Last Edit: 11 Mar 2024 03:41 by chaimoigen.