Forum

Welcome, Guest

Rabbosai, GYE is Starting Several New Important Organizations . . .

(0 viewing)

Getting out of Isolation and connecting with others is an important part of recovery. This board is for non-addiction related threads, where members exchange jokes, have fun - and drink Lechayim Together!

Reply Topic

New Topic

Page:
1
2

TOPIC: Rabbosai, GYE is Starting Several New Important Organizations . . . 5650 Views

Rabbosai, GYE is Starting Several New Important Organizations . . . 01 Mar 2011 21:32 #99113

kedusha
Current streak: 717 days
OFFLINE
Administrator
Posts: 3167
Karma: 46

1.) For those who haven't been successful at losing weight - Guard Your Size (see #3 below).

2.) For those who compulsively buy tickets to Chinese auctions - Guard Your Prize.

3.) For compulsive complainers - Guard Your Sighs (problem: people may confuse it with #1, so maybe we should call #1 Guard Your Thighs)

4.) To help make safety goggles available to all Yiddishe construction workers - Guard Your Eyes (that name sounds very familiar - we need to check if its been used already).

5.) For compulsive fib tellers - Guard Your Lies.

6.) For compulsive junk food eaters - Guard Your Fries

7.) For wives who want to supervise their addict husbands - Guard Your Guys

8.) To assist air traffic controllers in doing their jobs - Guard Your Skies

9.) For people who compulsively ask questions - Guard Your Whys

Just as an alcoholic needs to avoid that first sip, a lust addict needs to avoid that first slip.Slip today? No way! ;)Fall today? No way, Jose'!

Last Edit: 01 Mar 2011 21:39 by .

Re: Rabbosai, GYE is Starting Several New Important Organizations . . . 01 Mar 2011 22:50 #99128

ss7107	Succos Special - Guard Your Flies Compulsive Bread Consumers - Guard Your Ryes Ticheles Fanatics - Guard Your Dyes For all you HAPPY folk - Guard Your Highs You well dressed people - Guard Your Ties
	Last Edit: by .

Re: Rabbosai, GYE is Starting Several New Important Organizations . . . 01 Mar 2011 22:51 #99130

ZemirosShabbos OFFLINE Platinum Boarder pass the compote Posts: 6153 Karma: 72	don't forget the chip-eaters: Guard Your Wise
	Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise ~Inna beshem ZS Give, Forgive ~Cordnoy The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting. ~TZ Last Edit: by .

Re: Rabbosai, GYE is Starting Several New Important Organizations . . . 01 Mar 2011 22:53 #99131

bardichev	for tznius guard your thighs
	Last Edit: by .

Re: Rabbosai, GYE is Starting Several New Important Organizations . . . 01 Mar 2011 22:54 #99132

bardichev	call the ambulande something happenned to kedusha!!!!!!!!
	Last Edit: by .

Re: Rabbosai, GYE is Starting Several New Important Organizations . . . 01 Mar 2011 22:55 #99133

Efshar Letaken Current streak: 194 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 850 Karma: 3	He Started Drinking Early This Year.
	Last Edit: by .

Re: Rabbosai, GYE is Starting Several New Important Organizations . . . 02 Mar 2011 00:33 #99154

kedusha Current streak: 717 days OFFLINE Administrator Posts: 3167 Karma: 46	bardichev wrote on 01 Mar 2011 22:54: call the ambulande something happenned to kedusha!!!!!!!! No, this is the real me!
	Just as an alcoholic needs to avoid that first sip, a lust addict needs to avoid that first slip.Slip today? No way! ;)Fall today? No way, Jose'! Last Edit: by .

Re: Rabbosai, GYE is Starting Several New Important Organizations . . . 02 Mar 2011 01:07 #99158

im not alone	I think kedusha has a compulsive guarding problem anyone with compulsive problems of compulsivity go to guardyourcompulsivity.com/compulsiveguarding kedusha check it out guard your compulsivity sorry it doesn't rhyme. still a severe problem worth mentioning
	Last Edit: by .

Re: Rabbosai, GYE is Starting Several New Important Organizations . . . 02 Mar 2011 01:08 #99159

me3 Current streak: 97 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1229 Karma: 9	I'm really concerned about Kedusha, Do you think he's snapped? THere's something really wrong with him, can we get some people over to his house to check him out?
	Last Edit: by .

Re: Rabbosai, GYE is Starting Several New Important Organizations . . . 02 Mar 2011 01:38 #99170

kedusha Current streak: 717 days OFFLINE Administrator Posts: 3167 Karma: 46	Me3 wrote on 02 Mar 2011 01:08: I'm really concerned about Kedusha, Do you think he's snapped? THere's something really wrong with him, can we get some people over to his house to check him out? You've got four hours to get here!
	Just as an alcoholic needs to avoid that first sip, a lust addict needs to avoid that first slip.Slip today? No way! ;)Fall today? No way, Jose'! Last Edit: by .

Re: Rabbosai, GYE is Starting Several New Important Organizations . . . 02 Mar 2011 15:12 #99231

ss7107	some early Purim drinking Kedusha? tx for the post, put a smile on my face! ;D
	Last Edit: by .

Re: Rabbosai, GYE is Starting Several New Important Organizations . . . 02 Mar 2011 15:54 #99241

me3 Current streak: 97 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1229 Karma: 9	He lives on the outskirts of Bardsville, it's four hours from everywhere.
	Last Edit: by .

Re: Rabbosai, GYE is Starting Several New Important Organizations . . . 02 Mar 2011 16:13 #99250

bardichev	Who mentioned bardsville?
	Last Edit: by .

Re: Rabbosai, GYE is Starting Several New Important Organizations . . . 02 Mar 2011 18:41 #99276

im not alone	Me3 wrote on 02 Mar 2011 15:54: He lives on the outskirts of Bardsville, it's four hours from everywhere. bardichev wrote on 02 Mar 2011 16:13: Who mentioned bardsville? It was not "me" Im not kidding! I did not have any שייכות in that comment honestly, I think it would be a busha to have Mr. kedusha in such a great town (while he is drunk)
	Last Edit: 02 Mar 2011 18:43 by .

Re: Rabbosai, GYE is Starting Several New Important Organizations . . . 02 Mar 2011 19:41 #99288

Yosef Hatzadik
OFFLINE
Platinum Boarder
A GYE'er since 2010
Posts: 2986
Karma: 10

Efshar Letaken wrote on 01 Mar 2011 22:55:

He Started Drinking Early This Year.

Sick Man Getting Well wrote on 02 Mar 2011 15:12:

some early Purim drinking Kedusha?

Kedusha wrote on 17 Feb 2011 16:56:

David/Rage wrote on 16 Feb 2011 18:01:

hey, kedusha, youre invited too...i really want to see you drunk too...i heard when kedusha gets drunk he breaks into uncontrollable auditing of financial records of publicly traded companies...wild, man...

Kedusha has not gotten drunk since before Rage was Bar Mitzvah!

Yosef Hatzadik's Ha'oros
Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech!

Last Edit: by .