How about a lap-top shot-put contest?

Chazak asked if LeBron is staying put in 2010 free agency.

Dov responded:

Dov wrote:


Ummm....I hope he is right on more important things.

I'm sure cordnoy is all excited about his cubs this year.

 

Mesayin wrote on 09 Mar 2016 21:13:

We can tell that someone is scared.

I just wish to be sober as long as takes the cubs to win a world series.

Mesayin wrote on 09 Mar 2016 23:12:

I can guarantee you this.
When the cubs win, I will not stay sober.

ODAAT



one drink...

.....at a time.....I will only use one hand.

ben durdayah wrote on 04 Jan 2011 12:13:

Well, here we are truckin' down the EYE-90....

Day #5

Here's the play by play

BOB:Back again at GYE Stadium. So here we are bottom of the twelfth, seventh game of the World Series, Guards have got men on second and third , two outs...Lusters have 13 and White Hats 10...It doesn't get more intense than this Phil, the winner takes all and the loser... up comes Rob Hagone  to the plate. Rob had a double and two home runs today, he's on fire... catcher calls for a time out and goes out to the mound...pitcher Jose Yetzeroni nods his head...I don't believe it... he's throwin' them high and wide... an intentional walk....

PHIL: I guess Yetzeroni doesn't care if the bases are loaded, he's scared of Hagone today and wants to get to the next batter who's on deck...Ben Durdayah... he's counting on the fact that he's a leftie and hoping to get him with his famous split finger- middle finger -fast-curve-breaking-ball. The Guards look furious, they were counting on their veteran heavy hitter to get them out of the mud...And folks there you have it, we'll probably be seein' y'all by the post game show within the next two minutes....with another missed opportunity story for the hapless White Hats...

BOB: OK, Ben steps up to the plate...You know Phil, that Ben has had some good years but lately he's really been in a slump...and the pitch...a swing and a miss...strike one

PHIL: The wind up, delivery, far and wide. Ben D. is 1-1, and the pitch....wow...that almost grazed his stomach....2-1.....Yetzeroni seems to be gettin' agitated...

BOB:And the pitch...a bit ouside...Ben takes a chop at it...it's goin' up up up....really close to the pole...Foul tip...and the count is 2-2 for old Durdy....and the pitch...ball 3....the sweat is pouring down Yetzeroni's face...he didn't want to see himself in this position...Ben's hangin' in there...The crowd is on their feet making noise like a jet plane before take-off... you could cut the tension here with a spoon

PHIL: And the pitch....OHMIGOSH....I don't believe it that must be 100MPH on the radar....A swing and a....IT IS HIGH...IT IS FAR... it is going...going GONE!!! A grand slam homerun....I don't believe it...he broke the bat on this one and still hit it way out of the park....the fans are goin' wild....Ben Durdayah saves the day...And the final score is Guards 14 Lusters 13...

BOB: V'hayah H' L'melech Al Kol Ha'Aretz WOW! Yetzeroni seems to have fainted...paramedics are running out to the pitcher's mound, but they can't get there... I think they're gonna get trampled by the fans charging the field...Oh well, maybe he's dead...the hundreds of police officers here can't hold them back...Durdy's surfing on the crowd's heads....

PHIL: Well you've heard it here folks, the Guards have finally done it thanks to a totally unexpected Grand Salami by Ben Durdayah in the bottom of the twelfth....Please stick with us for the post game show after the following commercials...

BOB: This telecast of the GYE Guards has been brought to you by our proud sponsors: BARDY'S TRUCKING, EYCE CREAM, and of course WOODFORD, the official drink of GYE, who would like to remind you that friends don't let friends truck drunk or surf the net unfiltered.

I think that the Nimshal is self understood, but in case anyone doesn't understand I'll bl"n post it later

Hey guys just found this thread what does everyone think about nhl not participating in the olympics this year, I'm really disappointed cuz it was really exciting to see the stars play each other & they took it pretty seriously...