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Re: Bardy's Pub 05 Dec 2010 00:52 #87904

bardichev	DTB U gotta know david He has his wheaties with 4loko
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Re: Bardy's Pub 05 Dec 2010 01:11 #87905

d_teddybear Current streak: 94 days OFFLINE Fresh Boarder Karma: 0	bardichev wrote on 05 Dec 2010 00:52: DTB U gotta know david He has his wheaties with 4loko l-rd, save this good man from the clutches of the devil. draws hex around rage's bed rage, dude. seriously. i expected better from a man like you. 4 LOKO?!!!!
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Re: Bardy's Pub 06 Dec 2010 16:16 #88057

d_teddybear Current streak: 94 days OFFLINE Fresh Boarder Karma: 0	whatever floats your boat dude i guess...i'm sticking w/ my blueberry liquer
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Re: Bardy's Pub 06 Dec 2010 16:19 #88060

ZemirosShabbos OFFLINE Platinum Boarder pass the compote Posts: 6153 Karma: 72	what happened to Zamboni's?
	Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise ~Inna beshem ZS Give, Forgive ~Cordnoy The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting. ~TZ Last Edit: by .

Re: Bardy's Pub 06 Dec 2010 16:35 #88062

d_teddybear Current streak: 94 days OFFLINE Fresh Boarder Karma: 0	what's a zamboni?
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Re: Bardy's Pub 06 Dec 2010 16:53 #88064

ZemirosShabbos OFFLINE Platinum Boarder pass the compote Posts: 6153 Karma: 72	it's a device that smooths things over when you have had too many shots of blueberry liquer... i think :
	Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise ~Inna beshem ZS Give, Forgive ~Cordnoy The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting. ~TZ Last Edit: by .

Re: Bardy's Pub 06 Dec 2010 18:22 #88083

d_teddybear Current streak: 94 days OFFLINE Fresh Boarder Karma: 0	jus'....jus'...lemmee drive my zamboni i'm fine i jus hadaliltodrink jussssalil gimmeeeeeee my keys I JUST WANNA SMOOTH OVER SOME PEOPLES THREAD GIMMEE MY KEYS IM NOT DRUNK
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Re: Bardy's Pub 06 Dec 2010 19:16 #88108

d_teddybear Current streak: 94 days OFFLINE Fresh Boarder Karma: 0	DON'T YOU BE INSULTING MY BLUEBERRY LIQUER GIRFRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND ... or our manicure date is CANCELLED and 4 ur info, it's called a 'kilt' not a skirt. i find them very airy.
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Re: Bardy's Pub 06 Dec 2010 21:06 #88123

Dov OFFLINE Administrator Posts: 1960 Karma: 383	Fish or cut bait?
	"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same." Last Edit: by .

Re: Bardy's Pub 07 Dec 2010 04:36 #88160

d_teddybear Current streak: 94 days OFFLINE Fresh Boarder Karma: 0	David/Rage wrote on 06 Dec 2010 19:40: bit nippy on a cold december day, no? thermal underwear. let's end it there good joke. i love rabbis.
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Re: Bardy's Pub 07 Dec 2010 04:37 #88161

d_teddybear Current streak: 94 days OFFLINE Fresh Boarder Karma: 0	dov wrote on 06 Dec 2010 21:06: Fish or cut bait? aaaahh just throw the whole darn thing back into the lake, worm and fishing pole inclusive.
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Re: Bardy's Pub 07 Dec 2010 05:06 #88170

ZemirosShabbos OFFLINE Platinum Boarder pass the compote Posts: 6153 Karma: 72	i thought teaching a man to fish is the highest form of charity?
	Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise ~Inna beshem ZS Give, Forgive ~Cordnoy The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting. ~TZ Last Edit: by .

Re: Bardy's Pub 07 Dec 2010 08:31 #88179

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David/Rage wrote on 06 Dec 2010 19:40:

bit nippy on a cold december day, no?

not sure if this belongs here or in the depressed hangout:

A priest, a minister and a rabbi are walking down the street together, and they all want a drink, but they have no money on them.

The priest says, "watch how its done, little boys."

He walks up to the bar as the rabbi and the minister watch.

The priest orders a drink, drinks it, and then the bartender gives him his tab. The priest says, "But my son, I've already paid for the drink." The bartender says, "I'm terribly sorry, father, but it's really busy in here and I must have forgotten."

The minister is impressed and he walks up and orders a drink. After he drinks it, the bartender gives him the tab, and the minister says, "Son, I paid you when I ordered the drink." The bartender says, "I'm terribly sorry, I don't know what's wrong with me, but that's the second time that happened to me today."

The rabbi pipes in and says, "That's okay, son, it happens to everyone. Now, just give me change for the fifty I gave you for my drink and we can all be on our way."

A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Re: Bardy's Pub 07 Dec 2010 18:39 #88242

d_teddybear Current streak: 94 days OFFLINE Fresh Boarder Karma: 0	is there such a thing as fish liquer?
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Re: Bardy's Pub 07 Dec 2010 18:42 #88244

ZemirosShabbos OFFLINE Platinum Boarder pass the compote Posts: 6153 Karma: 72	Cherry Herring?
	Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise ~Inna beshem ZS Give, Forgive ~Cordnoy The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting. ~TZ Last Edit: by .