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Re: The Awkward Moments Thread 08 Jul 2025 13:53 #438564

  • keepmekadosh
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My son asked my wife how come you cant be happy where you sleep? My wife asks what do you mean. He responds, well sometimes your beds are together and sometimes they are separate.

Re: The Awkward Moments Thread 08 Jul 2025 13:57 #438565

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keepmekadosh wrote on 08 Jul 2025 13:53:
My son asked my wife how come you cant be happy where you sleep? My wife asks what do you mean. He responds, well sometimes your beds are together and sometimes they are separate.

That is awkward. Not as awkward as your other post, but pretty darn awkward.

I actually heard a recommendation at a shovavim shuir once to have one big bed and one small bed precisely for this reason. Kids notice the beds moving, but they don't think to consider why you have different sized beds. . . 

Re: The Awkward Moments Thread 09 Jul 2025 04:10 #438627

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By one of my Sheva Brachos’s, I’m pretty sure I called my Shver’s brother, “Totty”. (It was a whole bunch of years ago. I can’t be sure if I actually said it, but I seem to remember him giving me a look that said “???”.)
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Re: The Awkward Moments Thread 09 Jul 2025 18:38 #438647

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When you suddenly out of nowhere remember something that was funny and start to laugh out loud only then to realize you are in a public place. 
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