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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 04 May 2025 04:03 #435384

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azivashacheit101 wrote on 03 May 2025 18:07:
Anyone know how long I have to hang like this to be Yotzei my 'Vchol H'Am Yishmehu V'yirahu'? cause it's getting mighty uncomfertable up here.

Who ever said anything about coming down?
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 05 May 2025 16:33 #435470

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Perspective Uno:

Yossi, what the heck are you thinking?! It's a plain, simple Shabbos, no one is interested in that long Belz Av Harachamim song for Mimkomcha! Save it for when you need to impress someone.


Two minutes later:

Kalman, what's the matter with you?! You're butchering a beautiful song by being off-beat at the rhythmic escalation. For the love of everything holy, listen to yourself! Can't you hear that you're the only one starting the next bar at downbeat 1? You're supposed to wait till the upbeat! And stay at 65 BPM, what are you doing at 80? And because you have the loudest voice in the Shul, you're throwing everything off-kilter. Grrrrr
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 11 May 2025 12:00 #435693

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My wife and I recently went on a mini “vacation”. Yup. It was meant to be a really fun, short one, doing something that I’ve always wanted to do with my wife. (No, nothing to do with intimacy, you pervs.)

 Due to a few factors (actually, it was just one- there’d be many very inappropriately dressed women around. And still, nothin’ to do with intimacy.), we ended up changing our entire plan just days before. The new plan was something my wife had always wanted to do. So she got her dream trip, while I got my dreams dashed. Shoyn. At least I’d get a little break from life. Lol. 



Seeing as we had a couple of hours of flying, I figured it works be an excellent time to do some catching up on שנים מקרא, especially since we got cheap tickets and therefore couldn’t choose our seats, so I’d have some alone time. I even brought along a new pair of tzitzis to tie. Lol. First flight was mostly empty- and we got seats next to each other. Second flight was full- and we STILL sat next to each other. 


 




And for all y’all who’re getting ready to say something like “oh, but you got some quality time!”, or “you flew on vacation? You lucky duck!”. You can try to bring down my Grouch. Have at me.
“Verbing weirds language”
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“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
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“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 12 May 2025 16:28 #435748

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tzitzis dude wrote on 11 May 2025 12:00:
My wife and I recently went on a mini “vacation”. Yup. It was meant to be a really fun, short one, doing something that I’ve always wanted to do with my wife. (No, nothing to do with intimacy, you pervs.)

 Due to a few factors (actually, it was just one- there’d be many very inappropriately dressed women around. And still, nothin’ to do with intimacy.), we ended up changing our entire plan just days before. The new plan was something my wife had always wanted to do. So she got her dream trip, while I got my dreams dashed. Shoyn. At least I’d get a little break from life. Lol. 



Seeing as we had a couple of hours of flying, I figured it works be an excellent time to do some catching up on שנים מקרא, especially since we got cheap tickets and therefore couldn’t choose our seats, so I’d have some alone time. I even brought along a new pair of tzitzis to tie. Lol. First flight was mostly empty- and we got seats next to each other. Second flight was full- and we STILL sat next to each other. 


 




And for all y’all who’re getting ready to say something like “oh, but you got some quality time!”, or “you flew on vacation? You lucky duck!”. You can try to bring down my Grouch. Have at me.




Who are you? And what did you do to our friend The Holy Tzitzis Dude? 

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 13 May 2025 00:32 #435769

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chancyhk wrote on 12 May 2025 16:28:

tzitzis dude wrote on 11 May 2025 12:00:
My wife and I recently went on a mini “vacation”. Yup. It was meant to be a really fun, short one, doing something that I’ve always wanted to do with my wife. (No, nothing to do with intimacy, you pervs.)

 Due to a few factors (actually, it was just one- there’d be many very inappropriately dressed women around. And still, nothin’ to do with intimacy.), we ended up changing our entire plan just days before. The new plan was something my wife had always wanted to do. So she got her dream trip, while I got my dreams dashed. Shoyn. At least I’d get a little break from life. Lol. 



Seeing as we had a couple of hours of flying, I figured it works be an excellent time to do some catching up on שנים מקרא, especially since we got cheap tickets and therefore couldn’t choose our seats, so I’d have some alone time. I even brought along a new pair of tzitzis to tie. Lol. First flight was mostly empty- and we got seats next to each other. Second flight was full- and we STILL sat next to each other. 


 




And for all y’all who’re getting ready to say something like “oh, but you got some quality time!”, or “you flew on vacation? You lucky duck!”. You can try to bring down my Grouch. Have at me.




Who are you? And what did you do to our friend The Holy Tzitzis Dude? 

Ah, well. It was worth a shot. 

Before I reveal where your friend is “tied up” (sorry, couldn’t resist), please, tell me, what gave me away?
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 13 May 2025 14:58 #435798

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tzitzis dude wrote on 13 May 2025 00:32:

chancyhk wrote on 12 May 2025 16:28:

tzitzis dude wrote on 11 May 2025 12:00:
My wife and I recently went on a mini “vacation”. Yup. It was meant to be a really fun, short one, doing something that I’ve always wanted to do with my wife. (No, nothing to do with intimacy, you pervs.)

 Due to a few factors (actually, it was just one- there’d be many very inappropriately dressed women around. And still, nothin’ to do with intimacy.), we ended up changing our entire plan just days before. The new plan was something my wife had always wanted to do. So she got her dream trip, while I got my dreams dashed. Shoyn. At least I’d get a little break from life. Lol. 



Seeing as we had a couple of hours of flying, I figured it works be an excellent time to do some catching up on שנים מקרא, especially since we got cheap tickets and therefore couldn’t choose our seats, so I’d have some alone time. I even brought along a new pair of tzitzis to tie. Lol. First flight was mostly empty- and we got seats next to each other. Second flight was full- and we STILL sat next to each other. 


 




And for all y’all who’re getting ready to say something like “oh, but you got some quality time!”, or “you flew on vacation? You lucky duck!”. You can try to bring down my Grouch. Have at me.




Who are you? And what did you do to our friend The Holy Tzitzis Dude? 

Ah, well. It was worth a shot. 

Before I reveal where your friend is “tied up” (sorry, couldn’t resist), please, tell me, what gave me away?
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