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Re: The Infiniti is in The Beyond… 26 Feb 2025 00:37 #432058

Verbing Weirds?

Re: The Infiniti is in The Beyond… 26 Feb 2025 00:56 #432062

neshomo kedosha wrote on 26 Feb 2025 00:37:
Verbing Weirds?

Well done!
 We may just have a winner. 
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Infiniti is in The Beyond… 26 Feb 2025 05:43 #432094

tzitzis dude wrote on 26 Feb 2025 00:56:

neshomo kedosha wrote on 26 Feb 2025 00:37:
Verbing Weirds?

Well done!
 We may just have a winner. 

That was meant as a challenge…
#mmooooooorrrrreee
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Infiniti is in The Beyond… 26 Feb 2025 11:29 #432103

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Ohhhhh it's a German car you didn't tell us that.......
This can get real dark real fast..........
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Re: The Infiniti is in The Beyond… 26 Feb 2025 15:02 #432113

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Bro if you want your wife to shudder from the name: "Expensive Item I Will Probably Total Again." But that's a little long for everyday use. 

Re: The Infiniti is in The Beyond… 26 Feb 2025 21:41 #432137

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"DAS FOLKSVAGGEN" in a heavy German accent.
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Re: The Infiniti is in The Beyond… 26 Feb 2025 22:19 #432139

gevura shebyesod wrote on 26 Feb 2025 21:41:
"DAS FOLKSVAGGEN" in a heavy German accent.

*The above must be followed by a salute. 
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Infiniti is in The Beyond… 27 Feb 2025 13:57 #432162

Chevra, the clock’s timing. Times a’runnun’ out. 
I’m picking up the car any day now, and it bleeping needs a name. Decisions. 
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Infiniti is in The Beyond… 27 Feb 2025 17:57 #432175

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tzitzis dude wrote on 27 Feb 2025 13:57:
Chevra, the clock’s timing. Times a’runnun’ out. 
I’m picking up the car any day now, and it bleeping needs a name. Decisions. 

LOVE IT !! Awesome  name!!!!
May you slide down the banister of happiness and get many splinters of success up your career

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Re: The Infiniti is in The Beyond… 27 Feb 2025 19:46 #432188

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tzitzis dude wrote on 27 Feb 2025 13:57:
Chevra, the clock’s timing. Times a’runnun’ out. 
I’m picking up the car any day now, and it bleeping needs a name. Decisions. 

Betty BLEEPING Boop

Re: The Infiniti is in The Beyond… 28 Feb 2025 03:06 #432222

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tzitzis dude wrote on 25 Feb 2025 23:18:
Dudes, there are some decent ideas. 

But I want dark humor names. I want my wife to shudder when she hears it. 

How about calling it Tzitzis Dude?
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