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The Infiniti is in The Beyond… 25 Feb 2025 13:56 #431995

I’ve gotten my Grouch out. The Infiniti is in The Beyond. (It even says that in the thread title.)

If anybody’s confused, I’m referring to my car, a”h, which has been officially totaled. It is (or was, sigh) an Infiniti, and its nickname is/was The Infiniti And Beyond. 

So what am I doing here? I need a nickname for the new car. Any suggestions?
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Infiniti is in The Beyond… 25 Feb 2025 14:05 #431996

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tzitzis dude wrote on 25 Feb 2025 13:56:
I’ve gotten my Grouch out. The Infiniti is in The Beyond. (It even says that in the thread title.)

If anybody’s confused, I’m referring to my car, a”h, which has been officially totaled. It is (or was, sigh) an Infiniti, and its nickname is/was The Infiniti And Beyond. 

So what am I doing here? I need a nickname for the new car. Any suggestions?

The Infinity And Stay Here

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Last Edit: 25 Feb 2025 14:08 by BenHashemBH.

Re: The Infiniti is in The Beyond… 25 Feb 2025 15:38 #432000

BenHashemBH wrote on 25 Feb 2025 14:05:

tzitzis dude wrote on 25 Feb 2025 13:56:
I’ve gotten my Grouch out. The Infiniti is in The Beyond. (It even says that in the thread title.)

If anybody’s confused, I’m referring to my car, a”h, which has been officially totaled. It is (or was, sigh) an Infiniti, and its nickname is/was The Infiniti And Beyond. 

So what am I doing here? I need a nickname for the new car. Any suggestions?

The Infinity And Stay Here

Lanekeeper

Oof. Nice. 
Anybody got anything darker?
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Infiniti is in The Beyond… 25 Feb 2025 16:45 #432001

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tzitzis dude wrote on 25 Feb 2025 15:38:

BenHashemBH wrote on 25 Feb 2025 14:05:

tzitzis dude wrote on 25 Feb 2025 13:56:
I’ve gotten my Grouch out. The Infiniti is in The Beyond. (It even says that in the thread title.)

If anybody’s confused, I’m referring to my car, a”h, which has been officially totaled. It is (or was, sigh) an Infiniti, and its nickname is/was The Infiniti And Beyond. 

So what am I doing here? I need a nickname for the new car. Any suggestions?

The Infinity And Stay Here

Lanekeeper

Oof. Nice. 
Anybody got anything darker?

THE GRIM.

Re: The Infiniti is in The Beyond… 25 Feb 2025 16:58 #432002

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youknowwho wrote on 25 Feb 2025 16:45:

tzitzis dude wrote on 25 Feb 2025 15:38:

BenHashemBH wrote on 25 Feb 2025 14:05:

tzitzis dude wrote on 25 Feb 2025 13:56:
I’ve gotten my Grouch out. The Infiniti is in The Beyond. (It even says that in the thread title.)

If anybody’s confused, I’m referring to my car, a”h, which has been officially totaled. It is (or was, sigh) an Infiniti, and its nickname is/was The Infiniti And Beyond. 

So what am I doing here? I need a nickname for the new car. Any suggestions?

The Infinity And Stay Here

Lanekeeper

Oof. Nice. 
Anybody got anything darker?

THE GRIM.

Why not Madam Rosmerta?
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Re: The Infiniti is in The Beyond… 25 Feb 2025 17:18 #432006

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redfaced wrote on 25 Feb 2025 16:58:

youknowwho wrote on 25 Feb 2025 16:45:

tzitzis dude wrote on 25 Feb 2025 15:38:

BenHashemBH wrote on 25 Feb 2025 14:05:

tzitzis dude wrote on 25 Feb 2025 13:56:
I’ve gotten my Grouch out. The Infiniti is in The Beyond. (It even says that in the thread title.)

If anybody’s confused, I’m referring to my car, a”h, which has been officially totaled. It is (or was, sigh) an Infiniti, and its nickname is/was The Infiniti And Beyond. 

So what am I doing here? I need a nickname for the new car. Any suggestions?

The Infinity And Stay Here

Lanekeeper

Oof. Nice. 
Anybody got anything darker?

THE GRIM.

Why not Madam Rosmerta?

Hmmm, this sounds interesting! More details please. 

Re: The Infiniti is in The Beyond… 25 Feb 2025 17:32 #432008

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youknowwho wrote on 25 Feb 2025 17:18:

redfaced wrote on 25 Feb 2025 16:58:

youknowwho wrote on 25 Feb 2025 16:45:

tzitzis dude wrote on 25 Feb 2025 15:38:

BenHashemBH wrote on 25 Feb 2025 14:05:

tzitzis dude wrote on 25 Feb 2025 13:56:
I’ve gotten my Grouch out. The Infiniti is in The Beyond. (It even says that in the thread title.)

If anybody’s confused, I’m referring to my car, a”h, which has been officially totaled. It is (or was, sigh) an Infiniti, and its nickname is/was The Infiniti And Beyond. 

So what am I doing here? I need a nickname for the new car. Any suggestions?

The Infinity And Stay Here

Lanekeeper

Oof. Nice. 
Anybody got anything darker?

THE GRIM.

Why not Madam Rosmerta?

Hmmm, this sounds interesting! More details please. 

Cars always have to be She. 
And iIdont want to sully Professor Umbridges good name.
Hence Rosmerta
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Re: The Infiniti is in The Beyond… 25 Feb 2025 17:36 #432009

redfaced wrote on 25 Feb 2025 17:32:

youknowwho wrote on 25 Feb 2025 17:18:

redfaced wrote on 25 Feb 2025 16:58:

youknowwho wrote on 25 Feb 2025 16:45:

tzitzis dude wrote on 25 Feb 2025 15:38:

BenHashemBH wrote on 25 Feb 2025 14:05:

tzitzis dude wrote on 25 Feb 2025 13:56:
I’ve gotten my Grouch out. The Infiniti is in The Beyond. (It even says that in the thread title.)

If anybody’s confused, I’m referring to my car, a”h, which has been officially totaled. It is (or was, sigh) an Infiniti, and its nickname is/was The Infiniti And Beyond. 

So what am I doing here? I need a nickname for the new car. Any suggestions?

The Infinity And Stay Here

Lanekeeper

Oof. Nice. 
Anybody got anything darker?

THE GRIM.

Why not Madam Rosmerta?

Hmmm, this sounds interesting! More details please. 

Cars always have to be She. 
And iIdont want to sully Professor Umbridges good name.
Hence Rosmerta

Hhmmm… you raise a point. 
An issue is that the seller clearly called it “he”.
:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Infiniti is in The Beyond… 25 Feb 2025 18:31 #432012

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tzitzis dude wrote on 25 Feb 2025 17:36:



Hhmmm… you raise a point. 
An issue is that the seller clearly called it “he”.
:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!

Okay now you're giving us some details. How were we supposed to think of names without any identifying details.

I vote for "L'il Whitey"

Re: The Infiniti is in The Beyond… 25 Feb 2025 19:45 #432018

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Re: The Infiniti is in The Beyond… 25 Feb 2025 20:12 #432022

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how about Kreatcher

Re: The Infiniti is in The Beyond… 25 Feb 2025 20:15 #432024

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maybe "The Inferi Infinity" will work

Re: The Infiniti is in The Beyond… 25 Feb 2025 21:37 #432046

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Re: The Infiniti is in The Beyond… 25 Feb 2025 23:18 #432051

Dudes, there are some decent ideas. 

But I want dark humor names. I want my wife to shudder when she hears it. 



 




If y’all fail me on this, you know where I’d need to go next…
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Infiniti is in The Beyond… 25 Feb 2025 23:24 #432052

Next detail. It’s not another Infiniti. 

This is a VW. 
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.
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