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Re: Funny Things Kids Said 20 Mar 2025 04:21 #433088

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6 y/o was pretending the recycling bin was a dump truck trailer, filled it with mud and told everyone to check out his huge dump
"it is the biggest dump ever, look at how huge it is!"
Just getting over a case of mild insanity here...
My Story: guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/385922-My-Story-Being-Honest-For-Once

Re: Funny Things Kids Said 20 Mar 2025 14:13 #433111

ilovehashem247 wrote on 20 Mar 2025 04:21:
6 y/o was pretending the recycling bin was a dump truck trailer, filled it with mud and told everyone to check out his huge dump
"it is the biggest dump ever, look at how huge it is!"

Most certainly a boy. You should be proud.
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Re: Funny Things Kids Said 22 Mar 2025 17:38 #433207

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ilovehashem247 wrote on 20 Mar 2025 04:21:
6 y/o was pretending the recycling bin was a dump truck trailer, filled it with mud and told everyone to check out his huge dump
"it is the biggest dump ever, look at how huge it is!"

Has he been listening to any Trump Rallies recently?

Re: Funny Things Kids Said 30 Mar 2025 18:18 #433778

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Was talking to my 5 year old earlier about how the rain cycle works. He starting yapping away about how it rains really hard in Africa (random?) then looks up at me with his eyes open super wide and says "Aba, is Africa a real place?"

I told him in all seriousness "yes, it is."

Also hopped on the chinuch moment and told him that I know Africa is a real place because I have spoken to people who have been there. That is how we know the Torah is real too, because our parents' parents' parents' back many generations were at Har Sinai, and they told their kids about it for generations. 
Just getting over a case of mild insanity here...
My Story: guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/385922-My-Story-Being-Honest-For-Once

Re: Funny Things Kids Said 30 Mar 2025 18:56 #433783

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overheard: 
6 y/o: "Maaaaa, [5 y/o] is saying bathroom words and pretending he speaking Spanish!"
Just getting over a case of mild insanity here...
My Story: guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/385922-My-Story-Being-Honest-For-Once
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