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TOPIC: אוכל מתוך פתולת: Humor thats actually funny 1284 Views

Re: אוכל מתוך פתולת: Humor thats actually funny 09 Jan 2025 06:38 #428770

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If IBS basically means 'we have no idea what is wrong with your stomach', then is it a diagnosis on the patient or the doctors?

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You chap what a chill it was before cherem d'rabbeinu Gershom.

You get married as many times as you want.

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Re: אוכל מתוך פתולת: Humor thats actually funny 09 Jan 2025 06:48 #428772

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Re: אוכל מתוך פתולת: Humor thats actually funny 09 Jan 2025 06:50 #428773

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People are making apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow.

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Re: אוכל מתוך פתולת: Humor thats actually funny 09 Jan 2025 21:13 #428815

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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.

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Re: אוכל מתוך פתולת: Humor thats actually funny 09 Jan 2025 21:26 #428816

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Re: אוכל מתוך פתולת: Humor thats actually funny 09 Jan 2025 21:41 #428817

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I invented a new word! Plagiarism!

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Re: אוכל מתוך פתולת: Humor thats actually funny 09 Jan 2025 23:35 #428822

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Re: אוכל מתוך פתולת: Humor thats actually funny 09 Jan 2025 23:37 #428823

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What do dermatologists and the KKK have in common?

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Re: אוכל מתוך פתולת: Humor thats actually funny 09 Jan 2025 23:38 #428824

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Re: אוכל מתוך פתולת: Humor thats actually funny 09 Jan 2025 23:40 #428825

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Re: אוכל מתוך פתולת: Humor thats actually funny 09 Jan 2025 23:46 #428826

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Re: אוכל מתוך פתולת: Humor thats actually funny 09 Jan 2025 23:59 #428827

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Re: אוכל מתוך פתולת: Humor thats actually funny 10 Jan 2025 03:19 #428833

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tzaddikvikam13 wrote on 09 Jan 2025 23:37:

What do dermatologists and the KKK have in common?
They both remove blackheads.

Bringing in the dark humor, loving it!!!

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Re: אוכל מתוך פתולת: Humor thats actually funny 10 Jan 2025 07:02 #428843

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tzitzis dude wrote on 10 Jan 2025 03:19:

tzaddikvikam13 wrote on 09 Jan 2025 23:37:

What do dermatologists and the KKK have in common?
They both remove blackheads.

Bringing in the DARK humor, loving it!!!

Pun intended?

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TOPIC: אוכל מתוך פתולת: Humor thats actually funny 1284 Views

Re: אוכל מתוך פתולת: Humor thats actually funny 09 Jan 2025 06:38 #428770

Re: אוכל מתוך פתולת: Humor thats actually funny 09 Jan 2025 06:40 #428771

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Re: אוכל מתוך פתולת: Humor thats actually funny 10 Jan 2025 07:02 #428843

Are you sure?