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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 31 Mar 2025 11:28 #433819

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Why oh why oh why 

Is my wife's cell phone ALWAYS on somewhere between zero and 3% battery. 
It's like she doesn't know about chargers. 
When I get home, I plug it in, it gets all the way up to 3% and then she takes it out. A few minutes later I'll see it either dead or on 1% RIGHT NEXT TO THE CHARGER. 

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, JUST PLUG IT IN. 
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Until I actually got clean.
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 31 Mar 2025 16:17 #433848

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yep same here
this may not be appropriate for the grouchery, but after years and years of it i have given up
i guess that i also do some things that annoy her and i dont change, probably substantially worse than a chronically nearly dead cellphone

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 31 Mar 2025 17:24 #433855

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Alex if you have come to terms with your wife's annoying habits, you don't belong on the grouchery thread. Sorry. 
I didn't believe I could be clean
Until I actually got clean.
If I can do it, you can too!

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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 31 Mar 2025 17:51 #433860

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odyossefchai wrote on 31 Mar 2025 11:28:
Why oh why oh why 

Is my wife's cell phone ALWAYS on somewhere between zero and 3% battery. 
It's like she doesn't know about chargers. 
When I get home, I plug it in, it gets all the way up to 3% and then she takes it out. A few minutes later I'll see it either dead or on 1% RIGHT NEXT TO THE CHARGER. 

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, JUST PLUG IT IN. 

I am the official plugger inner in my house, if I dont plug it in it will die. 

But she has me there, cuz sometimes I need to call her, so I plug it in for my sake.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 02 Apr 2025 13:35 #434023

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my 9 y/o son's alarm decided to go off in the middle of the night and he slept right through it, but unfortunately I didn't. by the way he has never used this alarm and claimed this morning that he doesn't know how to set it. time to go sleep walk through my day. 
"Up in the sky, look! It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's Mosheman! Faster than a speeding bullet (on the way to do mitzvos), more powerful than a locomotive (when learning torah), able to leap tall buildings in a single bound (with tefilah). Mild-mannered  accountant with great power (of being a yid) comes great responsibility, Mosheman!"

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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 03 Apr 2025 02:46 #434079

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I feel like I can handle one out of three of pesach cleaning, my wife, and my kids these days.

If I must give a more concrete grouch. My (too old for this bs) kid had three accidents in two days. I'm at the point of just throwing stuff out so I don't have to clean more things.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 03 Apr 2025 02:49 #434080

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I wish it would take an alarm clock to wake me up in middle of the night and not stress
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 03 Apr 2025 10:27 #434097

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I'm loving these grouches even though loving grouching is completely against the rules. We have to hate the grouching. With a passion. But not dare cross the line by enjoying it. You have to hate loving it and love to hate it. 

My son, who has never once woken up from his alarm clock, or has never used it to actually wake himself up, regularly manages to set it for 5am, and particularly on shabbos morning. And it's set to the max volume and it's one of those that goes on forever! 
Which has led me to taking all my kids by the hand every Friday afternoon and double triple checking that every alarm in the house is switched off for shabbos. And of course they always tell me that they already turned it off. 
I didn't believe I could be clean
Until I actually got clean.
If I can do it, you can too!

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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 03 Apr 2025 15:20 #434120

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Maybe its time we go back to good old Grampa clocks.
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