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Re: Free Softcore Fun - Bathroom Closed 08 May 2016 14:33 #287139

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inastruggle wrote on 06 May 2016 00:10:

It's probably because if you could open them then you'd be able to refill them and the janitor wouldn't have a job to do. Then he'd get fired, go on welfare and be a burden on society. Enough burdens and the economy collapses. The economy collapses and the goverment gets overthrown. Chaos reigns, millions die.

Basically those locks are the only thing holding back from anarchy.

Well, i guess it's not doing it's job.

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Re: Free Softcore Fun - Bathroom Closed 08 May 2016 14:35 #287140

stillgoing OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1700 Karma: 157	Hay Cords, this one is for you.
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Re: Free Softcore Fun - Bathroom Closed 08 May 2016 14:38 #287141

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stillgoing wrote on 08 May 2016 14:33:

inastruggle wrote on 06 May 2016 00:10:

Well, i guess it's not doing it's job.

I think we know who you are voting for.

Last Edit: 08 May 2016 14:45 by birshusi.

Re: Free Softcore Fun - Bathroom Closed 08 May 2016 14:48 #287142

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Birshusi wrote on 08 May 2016 14:38:

stillgoing wrote on 08 May 2016 14:33:

inastruggle wrote on 06 May 2016 00:10:

Well, i guess it's not doing it's job.

I think we know who you are voting for.

Re: Free Softcore Fun - Bathroom Closed 18 May 2016 14:21 #288167

stillgoing OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1700 Karma: 157	You know, there was a reason that Sam-I-Am didn't like that stuff. But like lots of bad things, we try em, we like em....
	BIG SHOT! Free Choice?! Yirai's Memories STORY TIME :) Dr. Seuss - You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You're on your own, and you know what you know. And you are the guy who'll decide where to go. FSKOT! (Fell Shmell--Keep on Trucking) (The Rebba R' Bards) 613stillgoing@gmail.com

Re: Free Softcore Fun - Bathroom Closed 19 May 2016 02:41 #288216

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stillgoing wrote on 18 May 2016 14:21:

You know, there was a reason that Sam-I-Am didn't like that stuff.

But like lots of bad things, we try em, we like em....

this is recycled
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Re: Free Softcore Fun - Bathroom Closed 19 May 2016 04:33 #288226

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peloni almoni wrote on 19 May 2016 02:41:

stillgoing wrote on 18 May 2016 14:21:

You know, there was a reason that Sam-I-Am didn't like that stuff.

But like lots of bad things, we try em, we like em....

this is recycled
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The whole point of posting that was to get the beloved ploni back again. I figured, if anything could get you back, it would be a recycled joke.
Did you really think that we would let our ploni almoni disappear again, and so close to shavous too! Imagine what would happen. Shuls all over the world would be laining Rus, and they would get to Boaz by the gate and then wham! Freeze! Ploni is missing. Mark will have to travel around with Eliyahu Hanuvi explaining that ploni is really pony or something that my filter wouldnt let me see.
Lets see some more action on the corny thread, will ya?

Re: Free Softcore Fun - Bathroom Closed 20 May 2016 18:54 #288395

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Re: Free Softcore Fun - Bathroom Closed 01 Jul 2016 21:49 #291215

birshusi Current streak: 237 days OFFLINE Gold Boarder Posts: 300 Karma: 20	Feeling down so I'm gonna spread some humor. A hamburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

Re: Free Softcore Fun - Bathroom Closed 01 Jul 2016 21:53 #291217

Markz OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 8279 Karma: 427	Not sure what you mean.
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Re: Free Softcore Fun - Bathroom Closed 01 Jul 2016 22:05 #291220

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Markz wrote on 01 Jul 2016 21:53:

Not sure what you mean.

It's the biggest nono in joke-telling, but I'm gonna explain the joke:

"Sorry, we don't serve food here" -- meaning, "We don't have a menu, or a kitchen, or waiters."
"Sorry, we don't serve food here" -- meaning, "We have a menu, a kitchen, and waiters, but YOU are a food, and we don't serve food here."

I knew this was gonna happen.

Last Edit: 01 Jul 2016 22:06 by birshusi.

Re: Free Softcore Fun - Bathroom Closed 01 Jul 2016 22:11 #291222

Markz OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 8279 Karma: 427	Well... if you knew it was gonna happen...
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Re: Free Softcore Fun - Bathroom Closed 01 Jul 2016 22:17 #291224

birshusi Current streak: 237 days OFFLINE Gold Boarder Posts: 300 Karma: 20	Markz wrote on 01 Jul 2016 22:11: Well... if you knew it was gonna happen... Is it at least funny now?

Re: Free Softcore Fun - Bathroom Closed 01 Jul 2016 22:41 #291225

Markz OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 8279 Karma: 427	Birshusi wrote: Markz wrote: Well... if you knew it was gonna happen... Is it at least funny now? Yeah was that your joke or did you buy it somewhere for what price and where and when
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Re: Free Softcore Fun - Bathroom Closed 01 Jul 2016 22:49 #291227

birshusi Current streak: 237 days OFFLINE Gold Boarder Posts: 300 Karma: 20	Markz wrote on 01 Jul 2016 22:41: Birshusi wrote: Markz wrote: Well... if you knew it was gonna happen... Is it at least funny now? Yeah was that your joke or did you buy it somewhere for what price and where and when I stole it.