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Re: Dirty Jokes - - see first post 29 Mar 2016 01:45 #282810

stillgoing OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1700 Karma: 157	Ok Mark, i won't quote your original post. I'm not sure how you understood it, but here's Google's take on it. Half Hebrew half Yiddish "See our beliefs low and soupsThe upper Let Mercy had on his poor children"
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Re: Dirty Jokes - - see first post 29 Mar 2016 01:49 #282811

Markz OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 8279 Karma: 427	Do NOT post what I wrote initially My stupor mind read the word ארעם as ערום, and may Gd have mercy on them, and may stillgoing who's the only one who gets it, have mercy on me
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Re: Dirty Jokes - - see first post 29 Mar 2016 01:58 #282812

stillgoing OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1700 Karma: 157	For the right price.... :~)
	BIG SHOT! Free Choice?! Yirai's Memories STORY TIME :) Dr. Seuss - You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You're on your own, and you know what you know. And you are the guy who'll decide where to go. FSKOT! (Fell Shmell--Keep on Trucking) (The Rebba R' Bards) 613stillgoing@gmail.com

Re: Dirty Jokes - - see first post 29 Mar 2016 04:15 #282819

shlomo24 Current streak: 1 day OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 2213 Karma: 135	Hey! I feel left out!
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Re: Dirty Jokes - - see first post 29 Mar 2016 04:42 #282827

stillgoing OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1700 Karma: 157	Shlomo24 wrote on 29 Mar 2016 04:15: Hey! I feel left out! Don't. It always sounds more exciting when you don't know what the're talking about. Anyway all you need to do is suscribe to this thread, and then you too can have something with which to blackmail markz. Just kidding. It really wasnt hat bad.
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Re: Dirty Jokes - - see first post 12 Apr 2016 02:56 #284355

Markz OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 8279 Karma: 427	Mesayin wrote on 16 Mar 2016 20:03: Why do we read parts of the megilah with the eicha tune? To satisfy the litfaks. No one stood up to protest for shaming the Litvaks Rumor has it they are planning a revolt against the sfardim tomorrow night, and it has been forwarded to me If you are Sefardi and do not appreciate being bashed, please BEEP now or else...
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Re: Dirty Jokes - - see first post 12 Apr 2016 14:28 #284382

Abie OFFLINE Expert Boarder למען שמו באהבה Posts: 124 Karma: 6	markz wrote on 29 Mar 2016 01:49: Do NOT post what I wrote initially My stupor mind read the word ארעם as ערום, sorta like a Rorschach test
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Re: Dirty Jokes - - see first post 12 Apr 2016 14:49 #284383

Markz OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 8279 Karma: 427	About the rumor regarding tonight's (8pm Sharp) Sephardi post, please do us a favor and just LOCK THIS THREAD
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Re: Dirty Jokes - see first post 13 Apr 2016 00:00 #284428

Markz OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 8279 Karma: 427	I have a special request to our dear Sephardi brothers. Wala I might be one too Habibi, it's time soon for Arbit Ever since joining gye new customs are taken by each member Passover is next week, and please please please Nothing that looks like Porn !!!! Don't even lust after it, just get RID of the whole garbage before I get upset Ok? NO
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Re: Dirty Jokes - see first post 13 Apr 2016 00:44 #284430

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markz wrote on 13 Apr 2016 00:00:

I have a special request to our dear Sephardi brothers. Wala I might be one too Habibi, it's time soon for Arbit

Ever since joining gye new customs are taken by each member

Passover is next week, and please please please
Nothing that looks like Porn
!!!!

Don't even lust after it, just get RID of the whole garbage before I get upset

Ok?

PLAGIARISM!!!!!!!!
guardyoureyes.com/forum/23-Just-Having-Fun/261537-FREE-HARDCORE-CORNOGRAPHY?limit=15&start=330#283537

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Re: Dirty Jokes - see first post 13 Apr 2016 00:52 #284431

Markz OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 8279 Karma: 427	PA, PLAgrism = same thing Get off my land, and my toes ouch
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Re: Dirty Jokes - see first post 13 Apr 2016 00:56 #284432

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Re: Dirty Jokes - see first post 13 Apr 2016 00:59 #284433

Markz OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 8279 Karma: 427	Ok if you don't call me in 5 minutes... ill have have to come have have to come up with a good threat... zzz zzzzzzzzz
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Re: Dirty Jokes - see first post 13 Apr 2016 01:53 #284436

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Re: Dirty Jokes - see first post 17 Apr 2016 04:44 #284792

Markz OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 8279 Karma: 427	By accident, I walked into the living room with pizza, after my wife finished koshering it. That is all I remember doctor.
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