I've never been a woman (the clothes are incredibly uncomfortable...especially the shoes, the shoes, oy...),
For G-d's sake, man, even if you are a selfish pig like I am, could you please just cut her a side-of-beef-size chunk of slack, here?!
Instead of the f-ing around thinking about whether we are tzaddikim or resho'im (and who the hell cares?

G-d dosnt want u to
He created u and put u here for a purpose don't defeat your purpose

29 Feb 2012

12 tips for shmiras eye-nay-im

#1 looking for your wife in the womens section at a chasunah is just that.
Looking for your wife. It is a tremendous mitzvah to look for your wife

#2 Looking for your wife after davening in shul has the same halachos as a chasunah

#3 there is no issur to look at a woman older than you wife

#4 there is no issur to look at a woman younger than your wife

#5 if the woman is wearing a shaitel there is no issur what so ever

#6 your wifes friends and family are all covered under the friends and family plan. So there is no issur .

#7 Women whom you work with fall into a gedder of 'assuk bimilachto"
that also covers the bank teller,the mail woman,and the cleaning lady

#8 Shabbos and Yom tov are times when women wear special nice clothing.It is a mitzvah to look at women who dress well on shabbos and yom tov

#9 vacation has special rules.There are no issurim when you or the person you look at is on vacation

#10 if you are in a bad mood you are exempt from all stringencies in guarding your eyes adderrabbeh if it will bring you to being in a better mood it will be considered a mitzvah.

#11 if you are in a good mood it is also recommended to look at women for you will bless them with your ayin tov.ayin Tov is a good midda

#12 if you live by these rules you will be happy all your days

01 Jul 2011
click here for a prayer to recite before watching a movie).

the.guard wrote:

13 Nov 2009
A man is driving along in his car when he suddenly gets pulled over by the police, the man pokes his head out of the window and says "what seems to be the problem officer?" the cop looks bluntly at him and says "are you aware that a woman fell out of your car about 2 minutes ago?" the man let out a sigh "thank **** for that i thought i had gone deaf!"

I'm not in the mood of thinking so maybe someone can answer me, why are pretty women so darn enticing how come whenever I see a pretty woman on the block I got a stiff neck from holding back from looking