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Men's only office - Positions available 16 Oct 2015 19:12 #266175

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lookingforhelp wrote:
I work in a frum office owned by frum people. However there're many females working there as well. They're seated separately but they pass by a whole time. There're many of them that are very attractive. It's almost impossible to keep your eyes shut the whole day. I'm sure that there's millions of other Jews in the same or worse circumstances. So is there any solution to this issue?
I'm sure there's no magic solution. But there must be some way of keeping your mind clear.
There're a few men that chill with some girls as well. Even though I never did so. (Not cuz I'm better I happen not to be outgoing). When seeing that it also doesn't bring great thoughts into my mind.
So if anybody has a good idea I'll appreciate it.
Thanx


Life is unmanageable
Guard your eyes has heard our call, and is actively looking to build a massive office building, in the Tri-state area, for male members only. This will relieve many people the challenges of seeing women in their offices.

Currently they are seeking 6 fundraisers.

To apply you must first sign the "Tool Free Agreement"
committing to abstain from using any lust relieving tools provided on the guardyoureyes websites, or any affiliate websites and subsidiaries.

The offices will initially be selling
  • Parve Cholent
  • Glasses that cloud when any female is within 200 yards
  • Life insurance for truckers that use these patented glasses
Resumes should please be sent to...tba
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Re: Men's only office - Positions available 16 Oct 2015 19:19 #266178

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If you really wnat an only mans office, "YOU GO TO B&H".

This is not to say there is gender discrimination as many seculars confuse. But men & women work separatley. A big Kiddush Hashem!

Re: Men's only office - Positions available 16 Oct 2015 19:34 #266180

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Some have too much time on their hands.
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Re: Men's only office - Positions available 16 Oct 2015 19:34 #266181

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I volunteer to be the doorman at the female only office.
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Re: Men's only office - Positions available 16 Oct 2015 19:40 #266183

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cordnoy wrote:
Some have too much time on their hands.
cordnoy wrote:
I volunteer to be the doorman at the female only office.

Some doormen have too much time on their hands
waydown wrote:
If you really wnat an only mans office, "YOU GO TO B&H

I'm just havin' fun. You're being too serious and may get shouted at by a moderator on this string.

what does B&H stands for? Balebattim&Housewives
(Separate off course)

I can request from the administrator if they could also build a women's only skyscraper, but that's not yet on the cards (they're busy with poker, don't disturb)
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Re: Men's only office - Positions available 16 Oct 2015 21:25 #266186

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Re: Men's only office - Positions available 18 Oct 2015 01:32 #266202

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After many hours of meetings and deliberations, the Ad has been updated and approved for release to the public.
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Re: Men's only office - Positions available 20 Jan 2016 21:26 #275052

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markz wrote:
Life is unmanageable
Guard your eyes has heard our call, and is actively looking to build a massive office building, in the Tri-state area, for male members only. This will relieve many people the challenges of seeing women in their offices.

Currently they are seeking 6 fundraisers.

To apply you must first sign the "Tool Free Agreement"
committing to abstain from using any lust relieving tools provided on the guardyoureyes websites, or any affiliate websites and subsidiaries.

The offices will initially be selling
  • Parve Cholent
  • Glasses that cloud when any female is within 200 yards
  • Life insurance for truckers that use these patented glasses
Resumes should please be sent to...tba
Im bumping this cos apparently some of my brothers on gye need a job, and I thought this would be a good place for them to start
You gotta start somewhere...
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Re: Men's only office - Positions available 20 Jan 2016 21:35 #275058

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cordnoy wrote:
I volunteer to be the doorman at the female only office.

I volunteer to be the doorman at the male only office
BIG SHOT!
Free Choice?!
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Re: Men's only office - Positions available 20 Jan 2016 21:59 #275066

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I think it might be better for me to work on the womens side
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Re: Men's only office - Positions available 20 Jan 2016 22:19 #275070

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Shlomo24 wrote:
I think it might be better for me to work on the womens side
You came a little late, there's a 20 year waiting list, sorry.
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Re: Men's only office - Positions available 20 Jan 2016 22:30 #275071

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markz wrote:
Shlomo24 wrote:
I think it might be better for me to work on the womens side
You came a little late, there's a 20 year waiting list, sorry.

The difference is, that he wants it for recovery, while others....
BIG SHOT!
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Re: Men's only office - Positions available 21 Jan 2016 00:25 #275086

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stillgoing wrote:
markz wrote:
Shlomo24 wrote:
I think it might be better for me to work on the womens side
You came a little late, there's a 20 year waiting list, sorry.

The difference is, that he wants it for recovery, while others....
Sorry it took me almost 20 hours to get your / shlomos joke - Id nominate you the janitor - cos that's usually the funniest charachter in the building, and you get to clean the bathrooms so you can collect all the cockroaches
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Re: Men's only office - Positions available 21 Jan 2016 17:40 #275142

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markz wrote:
stillgoing wrote:
markz wrote:
Shlomo24 wrote:
I think it might be better for me to work on the womens side
You came a little late, there's a 20 year waiting list, sorry.

The difference is, that he wants it for recovery, while others....
Sorry it took me almost 20 hours to get your / shlomos joke - Id nominate you the janitor - cos that's usually the funniest charachter in the building, and you get to clean the bathrooms so you can collect all the cockroaches

I'll pass. No thank you. (I'm just going to throw up now). I absolutely hate bugs, I turn into a teenage girl when I see them.
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Re: Men's only office - Positions available 21 Jan 2016 18:03 #275146

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Shlomo24 wrote:
markz wrote:
stillgoing wrote:
markz wrote:
Shlomo24 wrote:
I think it might be better for me to work on the womens side
You came a little late, there's a 20 year waiting list, sorry.

The difference is, that he wants it for recovery, while others....
Sorry it took me almost 20 hours to get your / shlomos joke - Id nominate you the janitor - cos that's usually the funniest charachter in the building, and you get to clean the bathrooms so you can collect all the cockroaches

I'll pass. No thank you. (I'm just going to throw up now). I absolutely hate bugs, I turn into a teenage girl when I see them.
That was for SG for he's a brave fellow, cos he said yesterday he can contend with many concerns
I'd hire you in the kitchen - maybe you're very efficient at opening tucan's at a time
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