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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 05 Jun 2017 05:18 #314657

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Markz wrote on 05 Jun 2017 00:12:
DOUBLE FILTERED REFRIGERATOR HAS ARRIVED

A FRIEND IS CONSIDERING BUYING ONE OF THESE BUT NEEDS HELP TO TRUCK IT TO HIS LOCAL TAG OFFICE, AND GET IT THRU THEIR DOOR...

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"Hello, TAG? Can you please block youtube on my fridge? No, no, Hulu is fine, that's not a problem for me."

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 24 Jul 2017 17:18 #317766

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cordnoy wrote on 12 Aug 2015 04:06:
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 24 Jul 2017 17:21 #317768

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Where I go it is mixed 
Yerushalmi Chassidish Litvish
very important thread: guardyoureyes.com/forum/20-Important-Threads/19180-FEEL-THE-HUGS%21%21%21" option="guardyoureyes.com/forum/20-Important-Threads/19180-FEEL-THE-HUGS%21%21%21">FEEL THE HUGS!!!

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 24 Jul 2017 17:32 #317769

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I was born a Litvack but now I'm Chassidish. I'm a transsectual.
If you're an LGBTQ or LGBTQ-questioning person and looking for someone who can understand you, feel free to reach out. I promise no judgement and to try and listen the best I can. 

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 24 Jul 2017 19:12 #317782

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Shlomo24 wrote on 24 Jul 2017 17:32:
I was born a Litvack but now I'm Chassidish. I'm a transsectual.

Now THAT is very good. Is that your own?

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 24 Jul 2017 22:30 #317798

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It's very important that the Mikva is well mixed. Otherwise the hot water rises to the top and the cold water sinks to the bottom. Then people hesitate to go in because they get cold feet. 
!אנא עבדא דקודשא בריך הוא

וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל


"If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE."
"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
- General Grant


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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 24 Jul 2017 23:10 #317803

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Workingguy wrote on 24 Jul 2017 19:12:

Shlomo24 wrote on 24 Jul 2017 17:32:
I was born a Litvack but now I'm Chassidish. I'm a transsectual.

Now THAT is very good. Is that your own?

It is not. My friend told it to me.
If you're an LGBTQ or LGBTQ-questioning person and looking for someone who can understand you, feel free to reach out. I promise no judgement and to try and listen the best I can. 

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 25 Jul 2017 00:45 #317810

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Shlomo24 wrote on 24 Jul 2017 23:10:

Workingguy wrote on 24 Jul 2017 19:12:

Shlomo24 wrote on 24 Jul 2017 17:32:
I was born a Litvack but now I'm Chassidish. I'm a transsectual.

Now THAT is very good. Is that your own?

It is not. My friend told it to me.

Either way, well done. 

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 15 Sep 2017 06:17 #320293

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A guy once had a medical condition that required one of his legs to be amputated.
When he woke up after the surgery, he realized that they had amputated the wrong leg!!! So they put him under again, and his other leg gets amputated.
The guy is fuming, and he takes the surgeon to court.
The judge says to him, "I hear what you're saying, but I really can't give this case to you".
Furiously the guy says, "Your Honor, what is the meaning of this???"
The judge replies, "you presented a good case, but you have no leg to stand on"
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 26 Sep 2017 14:53 #320605

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 27 Sep 2017 02:13 #320633

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I literally loled
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 27 Sep 2017 03:13 #320634

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OY WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO???


Shlomo what are you doing here??????

This thread is banned during Aseres Yemei TESHHHHHHHUVAAAAAA!!!

You need to speak to a professional now to figure out how to atone this transgression. I'm not sure Yom Kippah is mechaper.

Dov what do you say - Huh??


btw Shlomo I wish you well over the fast
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 09 Oct 2017 07:09 #320961

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Did you hear about my theatrical performance?... it was a play on words
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 15 Oct 2017 21:49 #321087

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What happened to the frog when he got stuck at the side of the road?
Nebach, he had to get towed.
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 15 Oct 2017 22:14 #321089

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What happened to the polish frog?
He had a tadpole

What happened to the toad that got towed?
He got Toadadled
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