If you struggle with eating parve cholent, either because it's 'parve-cholent-tuesday' in yeshiva, because the kollel budget mandates it or the local cattle have migrated to gentler climes, fear not.

Our resident mekubal and cholent chef, Mr. Isidore Wide E. Nuff, CCC-FB (certified cholent chef - fatso bela"z) has determined based on extensive research on hebrewbooks.org and copious hours of studying at the feet of Fetter Geegle that the same rectifications and supernal unifications achieved by fleishige cholent can be reached through parve cholent, with a small caveat. You must put in a six-pack of quality beer. What constitutes quality beer and what is inferior and should be avoided is beyond the scope of this dissertation and will not be addressed in the interests of national security.

pass the compote

"Sometimes life is like parve cholent without enough beer in it."

Is it an Aveira if i'm so excited by the smell of the cholent that I sneak a spoonful out of the pot before lunch?

hear! hear!
the Lizhensker rebbe shlita, may his light shine brightly, just weighed in, and i quote
"cholent without meat is like lemonade with no lemons", ad kan devarav hakdoshim

Pareve Cholent is for depressed people anyway...

https://guardyoureyes.com/forum/23-Just-Having-Fun/21520-The-Depressed-Persons-Chill-Spot-)?limit=15&start=1245#239403

Is the inyan of a 6-pack 'cuz its davka six, or is it the full amount of beers in a pack? D'heinu, if I have a 24-pack, do I put in all 24 or just 6?

MendelZ wrote:

well-asked
the number six is paramount. 24 is good too, it's kneged the matnos kehuna. but six is even more. so here is a way for the baal nefesh to be yotze lechol hadayos. empty all 24 into 6 bottles and then pour into the cholent. you may want to add knaidlach too.

Can we have the full Pareve recipe in time for tonight's cholent? Or is it only for those well versed in Shas and Poskim?

Parve Cholent=EW!

I seriously do not get the discussion... as was mentioned before, Pareve cholent is like lemonade without the lemons and its like Bobov without the fight peace

Yasherkoach!

The more threads like this one discussin' pertinent IMPORTANT matters, one that has ramifications that are beyond the scope of this publication, but one that is omeid b'rumo shel oilam - the further down the page will be that thread, where it can be said "harbeh d'yo nishpach al zeh l'vatalah."

So party on!

Chollent w/o meat is like......

Fish w/o chrein
Salad w/o dressin'
Chasunah w/o a mitzvah tanz


etc.

b'hatzlachah

Its like GYE without Guard!

Or monster trucking without the truck (???)

or porn without the actors

Guard w/o spudik
DMS1234 w/o lamaze
GYE w/o Pidaini
Bards w/o Woodford
Cordnoy with G's
Winter w/o hot cocoa
Obama w/o teleprompter
UN w/o condemnation of Israel

Zemmy's avatar without the giraffe?