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TOPIC: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 351953 Views

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 31 Dec 2009 23:19 #40751

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guardureyes wrote on 31 Dec 2009 22:43:

My wife asked me to post the following Halacha:

If a woman is a Niddah, she is not allowed to touch her husband. However, she is allowed to hit him, since this is not "derech chibah". But there are poskim that are machmir and only allow this if it is done with a stick.

LOL. Tell her that, touching, even not Derech Chibah, is prohibited between husbands and wives during that time of month. But, one can argue, that's only where it could lead to Chibah, whereas a good smack in the face . . .

Just as an alcoholic needs to avoid that first sip, a lust addict needs to avoid that first slip.Slip today? No way! ;)Fall today? No way, Jose'!

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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 31 Dec 2009 23:21 #40752

kedusha Current streak: 717 days OFFLINE Administrator Posts: 3167 Karma: 46	Kedusha: Guard always has the last word! Ploni: How so? Kedusha: I said "get a life, Guard," and he responded "I don't even have a swimming pool!" : : :
	Just as an alcoholic needs to avoid that first sip, a lust addict needs to avoid that first slip.Slip today? No way! ;)Fall today? No way, Jose'! Last Edit: 01 Jan 2010 16:38 by wondrouslemur44.

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 31 Dec 2009 23:37 #40760

imtrying25 Current streak: 16 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 3010 Karma: 2	Rage ATM wrote on 31 Dec 2009 20:04: this one is for everyone favorite mom, 7up...and it25 Dude what the heck is that supposed to mean??
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 01 Jan 2010 00:13 #40780

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Rage ATM wrote on 01 Jan 2010 00:09:

imtrying25 wrote on 31 Dec 2009 23:37:

Rage ATM wrote on 31 Dec 2009 20:04:

this one is for everyone favorite mom, 7up...and it25

Dude what the heck is that supposed to mean??

i am just having fun with your complex that seems to always have you believe that youre being ignored....

NOT FUNNY!!!!! >

......................chillax dude, im kidding!!!

Last Edit: 01 Jan 2010 16:38 by wondrouslemur44.

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 01 Jan 2010 00:18 #40786

imtrying25 Current streak: 16 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 3010 Karma: 2	Rage ATM wrote on 01 Jan 2010 00:16: im am totally chilled....or is it totally axed?... Ok fell right into the trap!! :D :D :D Thats you and your complex that i always think your taking everything so seriuosly. :D :D :D :D ok dude im sorry its like 220 and my eys are hurting and my back and my brain...well thats if i hav one
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 01 Jan 2010 00:23 #40789

imtrying25 Current streak: 16 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 3010 Karma: 2	See told you im so tired. I meant to write its your complex that you think im always so serious
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 02 Jan 2010 23:49 #41098

jerusalemsexaddict	Wow.I always wondered what a real shoulder cookie looked like. Thanks rage!
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 03 Jan 2010 02:25 #41116

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guardureyes wrote on 31 Dec 2009 22:43:

Do not let your wife see this one!!!!!

Now, if that is true, ....... would not that also be true the other way around? And if you really want to be nasty, you could remind her what the nochosh said, which was not true. (He added an issur that was false.) However you would not do either of these things I am sure. It's good for the more evil among us.

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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 03 Jan 2010 06:29 #41190

TrYiNg	Rage ATM wrote on 31 Dec 2009 20:03: how bout moar? this one is for TrYiNg LOL Rage Dont ya see what she's about to do? Cmon, wifey. Throw it right at him! _{(dono how to post the pic again.. ???)}
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 03 Jan 2010 17:04 #41386

jerusalemsexaddict

Definition of Taliban.

Our troops in Afghanistan proved they have retained their sense of humor. One of them sent this.

YOU MAY BE TALIBAN IF:

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3.. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean".

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, But you routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 03 Jan 2010 17:14 #41396

theOne OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 3026 Karma: 0	;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 04 Jan 2010 19:46 #41951

habib613	LOL!!!!!!!!!!! omg gasping
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 04 Jan 2010 20:04 #41962

jerusalemsexaddict	Rage ATM wrote on 04 Jan 2010 20:02: 6) You think that Uri is the most respected musician of our generation. He's not?
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 04 Jan 2010 20:12 #41964

bardichev

YOU THINK EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD NEEDS THIS FORUM

YOU THINK EVERY SOFTSPOKEN PERSON IS DOV

YOU WOULD BREAK AN ARM TO MEET GUARD

YOU CANT LOOK AT 7UP AS 7UP

YOU RUSH TO THE BB BEFORE HAVDALAH

YOUR FAVORITE BUTTON IS 'REFRESH'

YOU KNOW THE 'NAFKA MINNA' BETWEEN GUE AND GYE

YOU KNOW 5 ACROMYNS (HEY BOROPARKERS ITS NOT A CITY IN OHIO)

A PM MAKES YOUR DAY

YOU TELL YOUR NON FORUM FRIENDS " I SAW THIS VORT BUT I CAN'T SAY WHERE"

Last Edit: 04 Jan 2010 20:22 by progressivebutterfly79.