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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 07 May 2021 04:48 #368116

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tzitzis dude wrote on 07 May 2021 03:58:
You know, finding a good metaphor is as hard as... as hard as... (gosh, where was I going with this, again???)
{-insert awkward cricket chirping}

Pretty sure that's a simile... 

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 20 May 2021 00:16 #368710

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the.guard wrote on 07 Jan 2009 16:14:
You know, I see this war in Israel as a reflection of our spiritual battles with evil. Today, Israel was an inch away from agreeing to a ceasefire with Hamas brokered by France. See News article here. In the end though, the cabinet voted it down and the battle continues!! I was thinking of you when I read this. I was wondering if it was in your Zechus that the battle GOES ON!!

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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 08 Jul 2021 05:44 #370614

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A woman on death row has a conversation with the prison guard (not to be confused with our guard):
Guard- what do you want to eat for your last meal?
Woman- idk, what do YOU want?
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 09 Jul 2021 18:44 #370656

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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 08 Aug 2021 17:40 #371515

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What’s the difference between a dead Brisker and a live Brisker?
:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 23 Aug 2021 03:06 #371813

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What’s the difference between a kollel yungerman and a park bench?
:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 14 Sep 2021 13:01 #372439

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sleepy wrote on 14 Sep 2021 05:18:
can gye institute a new rule that if you get a certain amount of karmas you can spend them at the gye library and get ,lets say, 2 free ebooks.

also can gye put in a special thank you box to thank someone for giving them a karma or giving them a thank you?
thank you.

I think all the ebooks are free. But I see that you lost all your hard work in getting all the negative karma! I think anyone who reaches -10 should definitely be rewarded.
In the place where ba’alei teshuva stand, even pure tzaddikim who never sinned cannot stand. (Rabbi Avohu, Brachos 34b)

Great free resources:
My favorite book for breaking free: The Battle of the Generation https://guardyoureyes.com/ebooks/item/the-battle-of-the-generation. Change your attitude and change your life!

Rabbi Shafier's incredible lectures on breaking free: The Fight. Download here: https://theshmuz.com/series/the-fight/

If you're only ready to try something small, check out an easier way to do self-talk here:
https://guardyoureyes.com/forum/4-On-the-Way-to-90-Days/378128-Captain—Shtarkemotionals-Secret90Day-Challenge

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 15 Sep 2021 12:42 #372483

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sleepy wrote on 14 Sep 2021 15:19:

Captain wrote on 14 Sep 2021 13:01:

sleepy wrote on 14 Sep 2021 05:18:
can gye institute a new rule that if you get a certain amount of karmas you can spend them at the gye library and get ,lets say, 2 free ebooks.

also can gye put in a special thank you box to thank someone for giving them a karma or giving them a thank you?
thank you.

I think all the ebooks are free. But I see that you lost all your hard work in getting all the negative karma! I think anyone who reaches -10 should definitely be rewarded.

did.you.give.maaser.on.your.karmas.yet?

There you go. Thanks for reminding me
In the place where ba’alei teshuva stand, even pure tzaddikim who never sinned cannot stand. (Rabbi Avohu, Brachos 34b)

Great free resources:
My favorite book for breaking free: The Battle of the Generation https://guardyoureyes.com/ebooks/item/the-battle-of-the-generation. Change your attitude and change your life!

Rabbi Shafier's incredible lectures on breaking free: The Fight. Download here: https://theshmuz.com/series/the-fight/

If you're only ready to try something small, check out an easier way to do self-talk here:
https://guardyoureyes.com/forum/4-On-the-Way-to-90-Days/378128-Captain—Shtarkemotionals-Secret90Day-Challenge

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 27 Sep 2021 16:11 #372710

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cordnoy wrote:
yes; when I heard that, I immediately threw out my computer, and placed the other one in my kids room, so there should be at least three people in there.
I also made sure that 'windows' was always open.
Does a mouse count to prevent yichud?
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 25 Oct 2021 23:27 #373594

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Why is it that underwear and socks come in a resealable bags, while potato chips do not???
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 26 Oct 2021 00:38 #373595

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tzitzis dude wrote on 25 Oct 2021 23:27:
Why is it that underwear and socks come in a resealable bags, while potato chips do not???

Because you only use your potato chips once

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 08 Dec 2021 16:16 #374829

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Sometimes you have to see the positive side of life. For instance, when you buy a bag of air and they’re kind enough to put you some chips at the bottom

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 05 Jan 2022 08:57 #375542

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If It's true that a business's most valuable resource is its employees, why do the employees run free but the toilet paper is locked in a steel box on the wall?
Off the forum for now.
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There are tips, tools, and techniques, but there are no shortcuts.

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Optimism is the madness of insisting that all is well when we are miserable.-Voltaire
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 05 Jan 2022 09:00 #375543

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Public speaking is an art.
Some people make a beautiful classic portrait.
Some people make abstractionst noncomforist modern art.
Off the forum for now.
My Thread (Not for inspiration, but for random bits and pieces of my journey, as well as the inspiring responses of others: guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/375514-Enough-is-Enough
jackthejewgye@gmail.com
There are tips, tools, and techniques, but there are no shortcuts.

Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet! ~ Groucho Marx
Optimism is the madness of insisting that all is well when we are miserable.-Voltaire
You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today.- Abraham Lincoln
If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.- Yogi Berra
"I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information." ~ Calvin

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 05 Jan 2022 09:05 #375544

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Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic?



 




He never figured out if there really was a dog
Off the forum for now.
My Thread (Not for inspiration, but for random bits and pieces of my journey, as well as the inspiring responses of others: guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/375514-Enough-is-Enough
jackthejewgye@gmail.com
There are tips, tools, and techniques, but there are no shortcuts.

Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet! ~ Groucho Marx
Optimism is the madness of insisting that all is well when we are miserable.-Voltaire
You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today.- Abraham Lincoln
If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.- Yogi Berra
"I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information." ~ Calvin
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