Youch!
EL/CTT, oochy woochy, woo!

I loved the voodoo, voodoo one, and am very tired. Anything posted is not responsible for me, at all. Oh boy....

Efshar Letaken wrote on 10 Nov 2009 23:13:
Efshar Letaken wrote on 10 Nov 2009 23:13:


Sorry to embarrass you in public EL, but a correction is urgently needed in order to retain a level of truth and honesty here on GYE:

a) C2T has been allowed to shtuch 7up out of the goodness of her ever giving heart.
b) there is a limit to how many times I can knock the poor nebach down without giving him a chance to at least lean against the ropes.
c) If he realizes that I win every time, he may stop playing. And that would be sooooo boring!

:D ;D

Fear Enough!

Embarrass?! Chaas V'Sholom! you can't even if you tried to. After all your Mom & how can I.

26 Things To Do While Your In The Elevator

1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

9) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exit with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) Tell people that you can see their aura.

17) Call out, "Group hug!" then enforce it.

18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or handbag, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Grinning, stare at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."

That.Was.Amazing.

yechida your post makes me think of Forrest Gump.

I was actually thinking of Mr. Bean. lol

Yechidah, thanks for that. It was awesome. I'm going to try every one of them!

Oh no rabbeinu that wont be a good move. the next time i see someone doing something weird in the elevator ill know its you. And you wouldnt want that, would you??

20. The economy is so bad that Barack Obama changed his slogan to "Maybe We Can!"
19. The economy is so bad that Sarah Palin is only shooting moose for food, not for fun.
18. The economy is so bad that when Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
17. The economy is so bad that instead of a coin toss at the beginning of the Super Bowl in February, they will play "Rock, Paper, Scissors."
16. The economy is so bad that Angelina Jolie had to adopt a highway.
15. The economy is so bad that my niece told me she wants to dress up as a 401(k) for Halloween so that she can turn invisible.
14. The economy is so bad that I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
13. The economy is so bad that I saw four CEOs over the weekend playing miniature golf.
12. The economy is so bad I saw the CEO of Wal-Mart  shopping at Wal-Mart.
11. The economy is so bad that Bill Gates had to switch to dial up.
10. The economy is so bad that rapper 50 Cent had to change his name to 10 Cent.
9. The economy is so bad that they Pequot tribe built a reservation on the site of one of their casinos.
8. The economy is so bad that the Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
7. The economy is so bad that if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
6. The economy is so bad that I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with the purchase was a bank.
5. The economy is so bad that the only company hiring this week is the one that sends people to scrape bankers off of Wall Street sidewalks.
4. The economy is so bad that I went to my bank to get a loan, and they said, "What a coincidence! That's just what we were going to ask you!"
3. The economy is so bad that a picture is now only worth 200 words.
2. The economy is so bad that Hot Wheels stock is trading higher than GM.
And the No. 1 sign how bad the economy is...
1. The economy is so bad that the guy who made $50 billion disappear (Madoff) is being investigated by the people who made over $1 trillion disappear (our government)!

Hey Uri someone posted that already and he might channel his rage at you now instead of machine. or maybe he'll crt2tatty. :D

GO Uri!

Thats my son!
Obviously got my genes!

Thank you sir.

Glad to see you back.

And IY'H by you!

Truth be told rage I had a very tough time the past week or two. But I'm still here. I've  been hanging around youtube way to much, but I'm fighting against p**n, and without a doubt I've been clean for 90 days, never knew 90 days could take so long. Perhaps I'll post some of my thoughts, I'm a bit dazed right now (Not used to being serious).

Just on the way to work this morning I looked up at the grey overcast horizen, and I never saw a brighter sky in my life (total flake).

MAZAL TOV ME3!

Can you give us a short paragraph or two about your journey, what works for you, what still needs to be worked on, what you feel you accomplished, where your headed, etc... I will post a big Mazal tov in tomorrow's chizuk e-mail - so make sure it's inspiring (you are one seriously inspiring person!)




You said it! We all know youtube is poison for us addicts. The Mitzva of "Maaka legagecha" is to teach us that if we don't make good fences, we will fall and be responsible... So what can we do to strengthen that in honor of day 90/ :D