HEY!!! no tipping on shabbos!!!

Lizhensk wrote:

Oh, I was under the impression that today is Thursday. Silly me. Let's see what time zone is Lizhensk in? Hmmm... Umm, I don't think it is Shabbos anywhere in the world right now, unless you are holding by the יום שכולו שבת ומנוחה לחיי עולמים, in which case, could I join you there?

On the other hand, if it is Shabbos today, then no using the computer on Shabbos!!

The bundlech waiting to be steamed into perfection for tish tomorrow night

Oy, vey...

After all that compote yesterday...

hurry up and feel better, it's time for toamehu

I tried finding a better picture than that because if we're getting cholent pictures then only the best of the best should be shown.I stopped looking cause
a) google images is terribly shvach in the cholent department
b) pritzus (is nothing sacred? even cholent is corrupted )
c) apikorsus



Seriously?? was that a conspiracy theory or something?

shalosh seedis toireh fin der rebbe:

it says in this week's parsha ki seitzei lamilchama. And it says that WHEN you will see a lady that u will like, and you will take her.
The heilige chozeh hut gefregt - ok, ill type in english for all the non-yiddish speakers:
The Chozeh asks, how can the torah judge all of klal yisroel so unfavorably and say that if they see a good-looking girl, they WILL take her? and therefore the toirah has to give us a "heter" to take the woman!?!?!?
he answers that the rule was that before they went out to war, the Cohen Hamoshiach (hear that Nitzotz?) would call out "whoever got married in the past year go home, whoever built a vineyard, go home, whoever built a house go home. AND WHOEVER IS AFRAID OF HIS AVEIROS GO HOME"
From here we see that the only people who went out to war, were the ones who were sure of themselves. The chozeh says, the ones who are sure of themselves, are the most liable to fall and take a woman who they shouldn't.

We all on GYE, are not sure of ourselves, evident by the fact that we are here and not in our room quietly trying to fix ourselves. In the zchis of our efforts here to better ourselves, we should be zoiche bim'heirah to see soon the real war which we will fight in the times of moshiach, and WE will be the ones who they trust to put on the front lines...
A GITTE VOCH

SHkoyach for the vort!!

Lizhensk wrote:


first of all A-SHKOYACH for de inlish. second, you messing wid' me!?

I just had a himmelish revelation. Nitzotz's monkey is really a donkey (b'sod appa stuffedeesoo) and that's because "he's so frimm, he bought a donkey in case he's moshiach" /Yeshivas Lev Aryeh/.
Ah the heiliger soidos that the lizhensker is megaleh!

okay so now we have a donkey turtle monkey?

thats an awesome vort, thank you lizman!


the chidushim beinyanei donkey turtle monkey (chamor tzav kof) had me laughing out loud which is propitious because it is roshei taivos
צחק

the gematriah of 'a non belzer non giraffe belzer giraffe who cant properly aim heat seeking missiles at donkey turtle monkeys' is




zemmy we love you! (all three of us)

The Chozeh really said that?
Wow!
That's something
The famous vort/story/play had the two gedolim....Vilna Gaon and Shaagas Aryeh, or whoever, as the ones that were left fighting the war....and they were the ones who took the yefas toar?

Goodness Golly!!!

So, tonight is gefilte fish rolling night in Lizhensk...
For instructions on how to roll, PM me for my number, its too long to post about.

Recipe for gefilte fish:
-Go to the best fish store
-Ask them for a kilo of one type of ground fish
-Ask them for a kilo and a half of another type of ground fish (this batch in lizhensk will contain mullet and salmon)
-Bring the nasty-smelling bags home to the rebetzin of your mikdash me'at
-Wait for her to mix it together and with the rest of the ingredients
-Then, take the mixture and roll it into rolls using parchment paper

Yield: about 6 rolls