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Re: Practical kabbalah for the masses 21 May 2013 20:39 #207489

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many kabalists suggest rolling on an anthill in your birthday suit

Re: Practical kabbalah for the masses 23 May 2013 21:26 #207614

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but that's only during sefirah...

Re: Practical kabbalah for the masses 23 May 2013 22:08 #207624

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During the three weeks it is advised to sleep on a bed of upturned nails, which you in turn burn on erev Pesach.

Re: Practical kabbalah for the masses 23 May 2013 22:24 #207628

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you forgot to say that the night before erev pesach you're supposed to sleep on hot coals in preparation for the burning of the nail bed

Re: Practical kabbalah for the masses 23 May 2013 22:31 #207630

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and then mix them with your morning coffee.
Last Edit: 23 May 2013 22:49 by mr. emunah.

Re: Practical kabbalah for the masses 28 May 2013 07:43 #207830

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gye version of the black cat ash.

1)take the seventh son of a roadkill possum
2)get a kickboxing master to cut it up for you.
3)boil it in cholenade
4)put into a woodford bottle during adar sheni
If you do all this then
sometimes lets you can see ashmadai.

if you do this and it doesn't work then it might just be that ashmadai wasn't there when you looked so KOT.

Re: Practical kabbalah for the masses 28 May 2013 18:50 #207842

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Sometimes I learn Daf Yomi with Ashmedai on the phone...

Re: Practical kabbalah for the masses 28 May 2013 19:03 #207843

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does he have a raspy voice?
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
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Give, Forgive
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The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
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Re: Practical kabbalah for the masses 29 May 2013 07:20 #207909

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now that you know the secret, you can skype him to learn the daf.

Re: Practical kabbalah for the masses 30 May 2013 01:31 #207954

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shedim don't have a 'babua debabua' so i dunno if they would show up on skype

btw, can anyone explain what exactly a 'babua debabua' is? i never understood it...
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
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Give, Forgive
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The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
Last Edit: 30 May 2013 01:31 by ZemirosShabbos.

Re: Practical kabbalah for the masses 30 May 2013 01:35 #207955

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a shadow of a shadow is defined as ; what sheidim do no not posess

Re: Practical kabbalah for the masses 30 May 2013 01:36 #207956

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A call to the Masses;
please list all things or attributes that Demons lack.

Re: Practical kabbalah for the masses 30 May 2013 01:40 #207957

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here goes,
Ferrari's
Honduran cleaning staff
addictions (i think)
scotch
pimento's in their olives
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ

Re: Practical kabbalah for the masses 30 May 2013 03:27 #207967

Just learnt all about this;
they can see you, can reproduce, can turn into angels, can transform into other creatures like an animagus
We are not fighting the YH as a process to get through in order to be able to get back to normal life; the fight wih the YH is the essence of our existence - Hopeing

Re: Practical kabbalah for the masses 30 May 2013 07:19 #207975

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ZemirosShabbos wrote:
shedim don't have a 'babua debabua' so i dunno if they would show up on skype

btw, can anyone explain what exactly a 'babua debabua' is? i never understood it...



My father told me that they don't have two shadows when two lights are shining on them from different directions.
maybe that's what it means.

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