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Re: GYE Haiku 14 May 2014 20:03 #231815

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וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל


"If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE."
"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
- General Grant


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Re: GYE Haiku 06 Nov 2014 02:28 #242797

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hey you, i mean you!
there's a deathly shortage of
gee why ee haiku
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
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Re: GYE Haiku 06 Nov 2014 02:37 #242799

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Who, me? You mean me?
let's get this thread back on track
here's one more Haiku
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וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל


"If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE."
"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
- General Grant


My story: guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/111583-hello-my-friends

Re: GYE Haiku 06 Nov 2014 03:19 #242803

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Hi Q's good for Dov
Explain each step in three lines
Not in this lifetime!
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Re: GYE Haiku 06 Nov 2014 19:53 #242829

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9494 wrote:
Rules of Haiku
Evade me the unenglish
Please remind us


https://guardyoureyes.com/forum/23-Just-Having-Fun/148185-GYE-Haiku?limit=15&start=45#203019

OTOH...
https://guardyoureyes.com/forum/23-Just-Having-Fun/148185-GYE-Haiku#148425
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וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל


"If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE."
"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
- General Grant


My story: guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/111583-hello-my-friends

Re: GYE Haiku 07 Nov 2014 00:39 #242848

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??????

perhaps your streaks would be different if you counted better!?
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Re: GYE Haiku 07 Nov 2014 03:06 #242878

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At long last HURRAY!
Boruch Mechaye Meisim
Haiku is alive!

Re: GYE Haiku 07 Nov 2014 20:54 #242918

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hurry scurry cuz'
shabbos is coming in a
jiffy don't tarry
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ

Re: GYE Haiku 12 Nov 2014 02:49 #243185

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Shabbos came and went,
another restful weekend.
From: G-d To: The jews.

Re: GYE Haiku 13 Nov 2014 02:25 #243287

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לאור בקשת ידידי ר' איננע שליט"א
הנני בזה לכתוב הסכמה לדברי הפיוט המכונה הייקו. אחרי קריאת לימוד ועיון בדבריו הנני להסכים ואף ידי תכון עמו ויפוצו מעיינותיו וירבה גבולו בתלמידים יפניים לאורך ימים
ז"ש המכונה זה מי
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ

Re: GYE Haiku 13 Nov 2014 02:31 #243292

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I think your second line might have too many syllables to pass for a Haiku. I think.
אלא יש לו לייחד כל מעשיו לשמו הגדול לבד, ולא ישתף עמו דבר אחר
That's the goal. The key to everything. Working on it, bs"d.

Re: GYE Haiku 13 Nov 2014 02:45 #243295

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vuss epes?
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ

Re: GYE Haiku 13 Nov 2014 02:58 #243296

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I think that doesn't have enough syllables to pass for a haiku
!אנא עבדא דקודשא בריך הוא

וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל


"If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE."
"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
- General Grant


My story: guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/111583-hello-my-friends

Re: GYE Haiku 13 Nov 2014 18:51 #243343

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Stop picking on him
He's trying his best (maybe)
Haskamos are cool


Don't pick on machines
Just because they're not human
They are people too

-Petm
(people for equal treatment of machines)

Re: GYE Haiku 13 Nov 2014 19:29 #243346

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What about statues
They are not human either
Nor are they machines
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וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל


"If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE."
"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
- General Grant


My story: guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/111583-hello-my-friends
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