I'm in suspense!

MOMMY: PSST YANK ITS ME, MOMMY OPEN YOUR DOOR

ME: “IS TATTY WITH YOU?”

MOMMY:JUST OPEN THE DOOR SHE IS LAUGHING AGAIN (WHAT A SPORT)

YANK, LISTEN YOU HAVE TO APOLOGIZE TO TATTY

ME: WHAT? I SAID NOTHING AND I WAS JUST A LITTLE FRESH I DIDN’T CALL ANY NAMES HE JUST FLIPS OUT.

MOMMY:TZADDIK LISTEN ITS ALL FROM HASHEM PLEASE (SHE REALLY IS SUCH A FRUMMY ON THE INSIDE)

EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS TO A PERSON IS “BASHERT” FROM HASHEM

GO ASK HIM MECHILAA WE CAN STILL HAVE A WONDERFUL SHABBOS

ME: WHAT DID I DO??

MOMMY: (TALKING TO HERSELF  SHE NEVER DOES) NOTHING NOTHING LIKE ME

ME: WHAT?

MOMMY: JUST SAY I AM SORRY HE HAS A LOT ON HIS MIND

WHATS THE MATTER?

MOMMY:HE IS SCARED YOU WILL BECOME A BUMB

ME:  ME A BUMB ?? I AM JUST AREGULAR KID

MOMMY:HE THINKS YOU ARE INTO GIRLS

WHAT?? ME I AM JUST AREGULAR KID?

MOMMY:YANKELEH (OUCH SHE IS IN BIG TROUBLE IF SHE IS ALSO YANKEHLEH-ING ME)

YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU

ME: YESS MA DON’T SAY THAT TWICE

MOMMY:DO IT FOR ME! (OUCH AGAIN)

ME: MA ONE SECOND!

AM I BECOMING A BUMB?

MOMMY:NO!

ME: AM I ANY DIFFERENT THAN YOU WANT ME TO BE

MOMMY:NO!

ME: ARE YOU DIFFERENT THAN TATTY WANTS YOU TO BE??

(MOMMY HUGS ME SO HARD I FEEL MY NECK CRACKING)

SHE WHISPERS IN MY EAR “ I AM WHAT TATTY WANTS ME TO BE”

YOU WONT UNDERSTAND TILL YOU GET OLDER

ME: MA! ME AND YOU ARE ON THE SAME TEAM I WILL DO IT FOR YOU !!

AS LONG AS I KNOW I AM NOT A BUMB IN YOUR EYES I AM COOL AS YOU!!

MOMMY:THAT’S MY BOY!!

ok! I give up!

Rebbe!

Ich bin Yankele in Ich bin Harry!

Just put my name in both and no need to hint who we are talking about anymore.

I love the format... (is it bomb or bum?)

                                      PART 6

HI TATY ITS YANKY

YANKELEH IM AT WORK NOW WHY ARE YOU CALLING

I WANTED TO ..

APOLOGIZE OF COUSRE!! RIGHT?!

YESS TATTY

RIGHT?!

YESS TATTY YES

I AM CALLING YOU TO SAY I AM SORRY

ALSO..

WHAT ALSO?? FIRST SAY YOU ARE SORRY!!

TATTY I REALLY AM SOO SORRY I REALLY WANT TO MAKE UP SORRY

YOU KNOW ITS NOT EASY TO MAKE UP

I KNOW.. BUT I AM STILL SORRY

YOU KNOW YOU HURT MY FEELINGS YOU KNOW??

THATS WHY I AM CALLING TO SAY I AM SORRY

AND YOU KNOW IT WAS VERY UPSETTING THAT MY OWN FLESH AND BLOOD WOULD HURT ME ANDMAKE CHOIZIK OF ME AND LAUGH AT ME AND IMITATE ME AND...

TATTY I REALLY BEG YOU FOR FORGIVENESS!!

BEG? YOU NEED TO BEG? BEG?

WHY ARE YOU TREATING ME LIKE I AM A BAAL GAAVEH?

YANY BE CARFUL ARE YOU SORRY OR PLAYING GAMES???


I DONT LIKE TRICKS AND I AM IN MIDDLE OF A MEETING I DONT HAVE TIME FOR YOU .. IMEAN FOR YOUR ANTICS.. YANKY JUST GO BACK TO LEARN..
YANKY I AM LOSING MY PATIENCE..YANKY ...

YANKY..??


YANKELEH??

This thread makes me cry.

me too
i was too emotional to post when i read it.
poor poor yankele.
i wish i could help him

Well Harry will have hit rock bottom before he can realize his life is a mess & take drastic steps to make it right.

Remember! Harry his wife & Kids are just about all of us on GYE I think one way or another.

This is worse than the soap operas I used to watch. The suspense is killin' me

                                  PART 7

MOMMY!HI ITS ME YANKY I HAD A REAL LOUSY DAY TODAY MOMMY

WHY YANK?
HERES  WHAT HAPPENED I CALLED TATTY AND IT WENT KNOW WHERE I TRIED TO KEEP MY COOL BUT HE WAS JUST FLIPPING OUT

AS SOON AS I TRIED TO TALK BOOM!! MEETING BUSY CANT TALK

GUESS WHAT I DID MA?

YANK I KNOW . YOU HUNG UP ON TATTY.

HE IS VERY HURT

MAAA HE WAS NOT TALKING TO ME!!

MA ARE YOU MAD AT ME?

YANK , I CAN'T ANSWER

YANKY TONITE WE ARE HAVING A BABYSITTER .. I AM GOING OUT.. SO YOU CAN GO LEARN .. MAARIV.. GO OVER TO BABBYS HOUSE FOR A LITTLE.. I WOULD RATHER YOU NOT BE HERE

ME; THINKING GOT IT SHE NEEDS TO CALM TATTY DOWN BECAUSE OF ME  UCHHH
ME; AND I CANT HANG AROUND WITH THE BABBY SITTER BECAUSE...
ME; I CANT BABYSIT BECAUSE I AM NOT TRUSTED

GOT IT BIG TIME

MA?

YESS TZADDIK

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
OUT TO EAT IN THE CITY? WITH TATTY?

YESS TZADDIK

WHO IS BABYSITING

RUCHY SCHWARTZ .YOU DON'T KNOW HER

ME; THINKING I WILL TONITE

ME; WHAT TIME ARE YOU COMING HOME

ELEVEN THIRTY TWELVISH TWELVETHRTYISH

I TOLD HER YOU WILL COME HOME AT TENNISH SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND SHE CAN LEAVE AS  SOON AS YOU COME AND YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE AND YOU WONT BOTHER HER  ETC OK YANK?

ME; THINKING MA YOU ARET HTE BEST

YANKY ONE LAST THING

MOMMY AND TATTY REALLY LOVE YOU JUST.. TATTY.. LATELY...

MA IT'S ALL GOOD I WILL BE VERY RESPONSIBLE

MA !

WHAT YANK?

WOW YOU REALLY ARE DRESSED ..UMM  LIKE ..YOU ARE GOING SOME WHERE REAL IMPORTANT.

I AM

GOOD NITE TZADDIKL

ME; THINKING GOOD NITE YESS TZADIKKL NOT TONITE

Outa here.

Im too young for this PG thread

my heart is literally aching for yanky :'( :'( :'(

7Up wrote on 19 Oct 2009 22:01:


;D

bardichev wrote on 19 Oct 2009 21:55:


Reminds me of a cute and powerful story:  A man comes home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting with enthusiasm for him at the door. As soon as the father entered into his house, his son looked at his face to see if his father is in a good mood. When he made sure that he was quite okay, the son said, "Daddy, may I ask you a question?" The father replied without hesitation, but with unattractive tone, "Yeah sure, what it is?" Any way, the son asked his father, "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?" The father replied impatiently with anger and loud noise. "That is none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?" The son did not give up and replied, "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?" The father calmed down a little bit and said, "If you must know, I make $20.00 an hour." The little boy replied, with his head down, "Oh, Daddy, may I please borrow $10.00 from you?" At this time the father was furious, but did not have any idea about the intention of the child. The father said again with anger, "If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money from me to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. Remember I work hard everyday not to satisfy for such childish behavior." The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door. Though the little boy knows that his father loves him, he was not happy with the spontaneous reaction of his father about his request.

Finally, the father sat down on his chair and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. In his mind he kept asking how he dares to ask such questions only to get some money. After about an hour or two, the father had calmed down, and started to think and put things in perspective. After he came back to his full senses, he said to himself, “Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $10.00. After all, he really does not ask for money very often”. The father went to the little boy's room. After knocking he opened the door and asked the little boy, "Are you asleep, son?" The little boy patiently replied "No daddy, I'm awake." The father said calmly, "I have been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier. It has been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here is the $10.00 you asked for." The little boy sat straight up, happy and smiling and he yelled, "Oh, thank you daddy!" Then, reaching under his pillow, he pulled out some crumpled-up bills. The father saw that the little boy already had some money and he started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father, but the father grumbled, "Why do you want more money if you already have some?" The little boy replied, "Because I didn't have enough, but now I do." The little boy added, "Daddy, I have $20.00 now. Can I buy an hour of your time?"

2B

wonderful story