Wait! Wake him up! He didn't find GYE yet!! Where's Eliyahu Hanavi? We need some Techiyas hamesim in here! - Room 6. (Or is Kalheed really Eliyahu hanavi in disguise?)

                                        PART 34

IS THAT IT?? IS THIS THE END?? IS MY HUSBAND DEAD??

LADY, SOUNDS LIKE IT TO ME.SAD.HEH HEH.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT????

MRS.FREIDSTIEN ,HASHEM NASSAN HASHEM LAKACH..

RABBI WEINFELD WHERE IS YANKI??

LADY HEEZ RIGHT OVER HEAH. IZE GO FETCH HIM.

KHALEED YOU GET YANKI,I WILL SAY THE TEFILLOS.

RABBI, DID MY HUSBAND DO TESHUVAH BEFORE HE DIED?




KHALEED! THANKS FOR GETTING ME OUT OF THE CHUTE.

NO SWEAT KID.YANKI.HEH HEH.

KHALEEDD I SAW WHAT YOU DID !

KID KEEP YOUZE MOUF SHUT!! I CAN PULL A TRICK ON YOU TOO!!

KHALEED…

KID QUIET !!

UMM I..

KID YANKI KEEP YOUR MOUF SHUT!! ISS AN ORDER!!


POLICE,LET DIS GUY GO TO DO MORGUE.HEEZ DEAD.TELL DA SEARGENT.
YUP.DEAD STIFF. COLD. HEY WEEZ GONNA GO WIFF HIM TO DA MORGUE.
HEEZ WIFE HEEZ KID HEEZ RABBI.

HEY POLICE EASY .DEEZ PEOPLE JUST LOST DERR FAMILY MEMBAH.
HEY THEY HAVE THEIR OWN  CUSTOMS.
DATS WHY WEEZ GOT DA RABBI HEAH .HEEZ GONNA CALL DA SHOTS. YOUZE CAN SHOW SOME RESPEC.

HEY PLOICE,CHILL,CHILL,LET DA MAN BE DEAD AN BERRIED.YOUZE HANDS ARE NOT SO CLEAN.HEH HEH




KHALEED,CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?

YES,RABBI.

UMM..DON’T WE NEED A DEATH CERTIFICATE? A DOCTOR? I DON’T UNDERSTAND…

RABBI, KHALEED KNOWS DA SYTEM.
OK I AKSING FO ALL OF YOUZE TO HANG ON TO MEEZ FO A FOO MO MINUTES.CHILL AND .GET READY!!

READY FOR WHAT KHALEED??

MOMMY,PLEASE PLEASE TRUST KHALEED.

WHY YANKI?? WHO IS HE??

I GUESS HE WAS TATTYS FRIEND.


OK WEEZ IN DA MORGUE NOW .IZE GONNA OPEN DA GARAGE GATE.WEEZ GONNA SNEAK HARRY OUT OF DA HOSPITAL.

OK YOUZE GONNA HELP ME PUSH DIS STRECHA ON TO DA AMBOOLANCE!!

OK ALL OF YOUZE GET IN.

RABBI WEINFELD I DON’T KNOW WHATS GOING ON HERE.IS THIS A “NESS” THAT WE GOT HIM OUT.WHAT IS THE MEANING OF ALL THIS?

MRS.FREIDSTIEN,I AM NOT SURE MYSELF.

OK ALL OF YOUZE KHALEEED IS DA AMBOOLANCE DRIVA TOO!! IZE WEAR MANY HATS.HEH HEH.
HOLD ON WE WILL BE BOOKIN GOTHAM FO NOW!!

KID YANKI. COME SIT UP FRONT.DONT YOU WANNA RIDE IN AN AMBOOLANCE.?



RABBI WEINFELD WHATS GOING ON ?? THIS IS WEIRD.

MRS FREIDSTIEN I DON’T KNOW FOR SURE BUT WE MAY HAVE WITNESSED BIG CHESED.





OK YANKI ISS ONY ME AN YOUZE UP FRON’ HEAH.

KHALEED ,MY FATHER IS NOT DEAD.RIGHT??

YANKI.HE IS LIVE AND WELL HE JUST SLEEPIN’

I KNOW I SAW YOU PULL THAT LITTLE PLUG THAT MADE IT LOOK LIKE HE’S DEAD

YANKEE BOY YOUZE A SMART KID.

WHATS THE PLAN KHALEED?

WEEZ GOTTA GET YOU DADDY OUT OF DA STATE. AS SOON AS WEEZ GOIN OVER DA GEORGE WASHI-TIN BRIDGE I WILL DUMP HIS WHOLE CRIMINAL DOCKET RIGHT IN DEE HUDSON RIVER.HEH HEH.
WEEZ GONNA BOOK 120 MILES POH HOUR TILL WE GIT TO PITTSBERG PENNSIL-VANE-YA
OVER THER THER IS A NICE JEWISH GUY DAT WILL TAKE CARE OF YO DADDY FO A WHILE.
ISS CALLED THERAPY.HEAVY THERAPY.ISS A NICE JOOWISH GUY LIKE YOO AN YO DADDY
.HEEZ SAVE MY LIFE.TOOK ME OFF DA STREETS.CLEAN ME UP GOOD.YUP I WAS ALWAYS LOOKIN FOR A WAY TO PAY DA GOOD RABBI BACK .FO DA GOOD STUFFS HEEZ DID TO ME.

HOW ARE YOU GONNA BREAK IT TO MY MOTHER THAT HEES ALIVE?

HEH HEH ISS DA EASY PART YANKI.BOY.ISS EASY.

ISS A LOT EASIER TO BE ALIVE THEN TO PLAY DEAD.YANKI.BOY.

I REALIZE KHALEED, YOU ARE AN ANGEL

NO IM NOT IM JUST ALIVE!! YOUR DADDY WILL BE ALIVE TOO!

HE WASS DEAD FO DEE PAST FEW YEARS.HEES GONNA BE ALIVE NOW!!

REAL LIFE.REAL LOVE.THAT’S LIFE.HEH HEH

                                        EPILOGUE

HESHY.IS A FATHER TO YANKI.HESHY FOUND THAT REAL LOVE WAS IN THE CONFINES OF HIS HOME.
CHANI IS THE WIFE AND MOTHER SHE ALWAYS WAQNTED TO BE.
HESHY REALIZES THE MORE YOU FOCUS ON RECEIVING LOVE THE MORE SELFISH YOU BECOME.
TODAY HESHY IS ALIVE. SO AM I . SO WILL YOU ALL BE.LIVE LIFE!!!!

WITH LOVE
bardichev







































LUV ALL OF YOUZE.khaleed.HEH HEH

Mishpacha Magazine on the line - we'd like to run your serial in Family First!  :D ;D

:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
i love happy endings

Kedusha wrote on 25 Nov 2009 01:27:


But, first we're waiting for he** to freeze over!  ;D

me 2
But now I won't have what to look fwd to every day...
Bards, you gotta start another one...
WE WANT MORE!!WE WANT MORE..
Actually, now comes the director's commentary??
and when are we starting to shoot?
I know my part perfectly..

I read all 17 pages in the last couple days. Thanks for the cute story Barditchev! It has a great message too! So far as a mainstream magazine running anything even remotely similar, I think we ought to wait for hell to freeze over, thaw, and then freeze over again. It's a miracle that the mainstream magazines finally acknowledged the sexual abuse issues in the community, but those are just few nutty individuals (right?). It's not possible that a large percentage of our population has problems with sexual addiction! Frum Jews don't do such things unless they have big Yetzer Horas and can't control their taavos, so it's only a couple people who actually do such things.

/end sarcasm

he didn't find GYE  :'(

GYE found him

I guess it wouldn't be appropriate to hope Harry has a relapse, just so we can continue reading the story?
But really, how many people beat this addiction the first time trying (thena gain, most don't get, caught, arrested & beat up the first time either).

He can't fall, whenever he gets tempted Khaleed appears at his side pulling some tricks...

HEH HEH

Seriously . Now he's supposed to find gye and hear all those wonderful things like 'fell shmell' and 'keep trucking' from bardichev, that will keep him going..Otherwise, how will he make it?  ???

Thanks Reb B for the great story!

- "The GYE forum series of the century" - New York Times

- "Fear Gripping and inspirational" - Sunday Post

- "Where can I get a blackberry?" - MoishTheAddict


BTW. When will we get an edited version, with side notes to explain the lessons? E.L Gabai promised we would...
If it's good, I'll turn it into a PDF e-book and make it downloadable from our site!