New guy: OK, it's my first time...uh...Hi. My name is Dov and I-I-I-I'm a Metaholic.

Group in church basement: Hi Dave.

D thinking: (  > Not "dave", you idiots, it's "dov"!!!) Hi. My story began in 1969 when the skywriters were all over the place with "GO MAGIC" and stuff like that...my higher power became a skywriter pilot. It's been a losing proposition since then...uh...I started to...uh...ummm....never mind....thanks for letting me share.

Group: Thanks, Dave! Keep coming back, Dave!

D thinking: (  :-X whatever)...yeah thanks.

JABAJABAJABAJABAJABAJABAJABAJABAJABAJABAJABAJABA

ok I'll stop now

I'm, closing

Shomayim News Reporting the latest sports game. Bardy at the Mike: www.guardureyes.com/GUE/stuff/Yiddish%20Football.mp3

Reb Rage,
Just stick to reb Shlomo, OK?
BTW, the havdola song you posted a link to once is still in my head! .....can you please get it out soon?
Thanks.
D

                      PART 31


REBBI WHY ARE WE GETTING OFF HERE?

WE NEED THE 7 TRAIN,YANKI

REBBI I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH

WHY IS THAT,YANKI?

I HAVE A GOOD FEELING

THAT WHAT?

I DON'T KNOW JUST..MAYBE..LET'S SAY I IMAGINE SOMETHING GOOD...

YANKI, SHEYFELEH...LIFE IS NOT LIVED,IN IMAGINATION.I WISH YOU HAD AN EASIER..MORE PLEASANT LIFE..YANKI, REBBI DOES NOT MEAN TO SCARE YOU.. BUT YOUR FATHER IS IN BAD SHAPE

I KNOW YOU WANT ME NOT TO SCARED ..BUT ALSO TO BE PREPARED FOR SOMETHING REALLY BAD..RIGHT REBBI?

YES.. YANKI.

BUT IM ALLOWED TO DREAM

WHATEVER IT TAKES ...

I KNOW IT'S REALLY MORE COMPLICATED BECAUSE ...

YOUR, VERY SPECIAL MOTHER IS..

I KNOW, REBBI..AND MY MOTHER IS STILL MAD AT HIM..RIGHT REBBI?

YES YANKI.

SHES NOT MAD JUST HURT AND SAD..

YANKI ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE ONLY 12 YEARS OLD?

REBBI I AM GOING TO BEG HASHEM THAT I SHOULD HAVE A FAMILY LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.

YANKELEH! WE NEED A MIRACLE!

*Bing Bong*NEXSHTT SH-TH-OPP TWENNY EIFF SHTWEET

YANKI LETS GET OFF

WOW REBBI IS THIS A BIG STATION!WHERE DO WE GO?

UMM YANKI I WILL CHECK..I THINK.. NO WE GOT OFF AT THE RIGHT STOP..JUST.. I AM NOT SURE.. WHERE WE NEED TO EXIT..I WAS NEVER HERE BEFORE..

LETS ASK SOMEONE.

NO YANKI DON'T TALK TO STRANGERS

UM.. I THINK ... UHH..

REBBI WE ARE LOST.IN MANHATTAN.WOW!

UMM YESS ..I GUESS  WE ARE..

OK REBBI NOW WE BOTH NEED A MIRACLE.



HEH HEH RABBI YOUZE LOST??

NO. I .MEAN YES!

COME WIFF KHALEED IZE BEEN WAITIN FO' YOUZE!

WHATT??

IZE SAYZ " IZE BEEN WAITIN FO' YOUZE!"

WHO??

RABBI COME WIFF KHALEED YANKY NEEDS TO SEE HE DADDY QUICK!!!

WHO? WHAT?

FOLLOW ME.HEH HEH

WHO ARE YOU??

HEY RABII YOUZE JOOWISH PEEPIL ARE ALWAYS CHANGING DA SUBJECT! I KNOW A THANG OR TWO.HEH HEH.

HOW DID YOU KNOW WE WERE COMING?

HEY I KNOW DA SYSTEM
NOW FOLLOW KHALEED .THERE IS NO WAY TO GET YOUZE TWO IN DA HOSPITAL 'PAST DA POLICE WIFOUT DOINN' IT DA KHALEED WAY.HEH HEH

I GUESS YOU ARE RIGHT MR.KHALEED!

HEH HEH

ahhhh what's gonna happen NEXT???
this is so suspenseful...

Reb B
This isn't fair, we wait 4 days since the last chapter and we get this? Half a chapter! No fair! : >

Go easy on the rebbe - he's got a little "little b" to look after, you know....

  PART 32



WEEZ GONNA TAKE SOME SHORT CUTS TO DA CRAZY HOUSE

CRAZY HOUUSE??

HEH HEH.BELLVOO IS DA CRAZY HOUSE.OK WEEZ GONNA TAKE A FEW TUNNELS HERE.KEEP ON WALKIN.WEEZ AMOST HERE.

OK NOW WEEZ IN DA BASEMENT OF BELVOO.OK UP DA SERVICE ELLI-VATER .OK WEEZ ON DA ROOF NOW!DONT LOOK DOWN.ISS SCARY

Uh uh Kahaled are you sure about this?

RABBI IS DE ONLY WAY IN.AND DATS DA EASY PART.DA WAY OUT IS GONNA BE HARDER.HEH HEH

OK LET DA BOY GO DOWN DIS OLD AIR CONDISHINER CHUTE.
GOOD BOY YANKEE HEH HEH
K NOW ME AND DA RABBI IS GONNA COM FROM A NODER DOOR.YANKEE U GO TO DA END OF DA CHUTE.DERE IS A LOCKED GREEN DOOR DERE .IM GONNA GET YOU FROM DERE IN NO TIME

KHALED WHAT DID YOU DO?

RABBI PAY-SHINTS!PLEASE!
WEEZ GOONA COME UP THE REGULAH WAYZ

REBBI..REBBI...HELP!!REBBI!DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!

HEY BOY YANKI KHALEED KNOWS DA SYSTEM!!DO NOT BE AFRAID (don't be afraid? - guard) YOUZE GOT NUFFIN TO FEAR! THE HIGHER GUARD IS WATCHIN 'OER YOUZE




*CHANIE THINKING..WHERE DID THAT CRAZY KHALEED..WHAT DID HE MEAN WHEN SAID "I'm GONNA FIND YOUZE SON"?
NOW HESHY IT"S YOU And I.

SAY SOMETHING!KHALEED SAYS YOU CAN TALK. NUU TALK.
WANT ME TO TALK FIRST?
HESHY! OK I WILL!!
HESHY I FORGIVE YOU!
DID YOU HEAR THAT??
I- FOR-GIVE YOU!!!

JUST LIVE,LIVE,LIVE!!!

LEARN.TO GIVE UP!GIVE UP YOUR FEARS YOUR LUST!
BY GIVING UP YOU WILL BE "POWERFUL" NOT "POWERLESS" - (By giving up? - Guard)
YOU WILL LEARN HOW TO TRUST.HOW TO LIVE WITHOUT FEAR,WITHOUT ANXIETY.

YOU WILL BE IN CONTROL WITHOUT BEING "CONTROLLING"

HESHY,PEOPLE WHO LIVE,THEY LOVE.YES LOVE.HESHY LOVE THAT GIVES THAT APPRECIATES,
LOVE,BEING ABLE TO SEE AND FEEL OTHERS NEEDS,THATS LOVE.UNCONDITIONAL LOVE!!

URGGGHHH Y-AA-NNN-KKK-III


HESHY!!!HESHY!!!HESHY!!!
YOU ARE ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

III N.NNNEEED Y-ANKI

HESHY.Easy.HESHY I WILL TRY TO FIND HIM.

III N.NNNEEED Y-ANKI ,,NNOW

HESHY .calm Calm CALM



YOUZE GOTTA LET DIS MAN INTO DA ROOM HE IS DEE RABBI
HEEZ GONNA SAY DE PRAYUZ

IM HEEZ HELPER HEEZ GAB-BEY.HEH HEH

k, this is soooo intense.
no way I'm falling now...
k, what's gonna happene next????
i love how khaleed knows everything...
and how does chani know all that stuff about living and letting go?
what will heshy tell yanki???

kaleed must be Rage in disguise.

Hey, Khaleed claims to be the rebbe's gabai... >

Where is EL? ???

PART33


What am I doing up in this chute? Am I nuts?
Is Rebbi so irresponsible? Who was that guy??
Hashem help me! I am calling to you like Dovid Hamelech from the cave.
I am I the roof of the worlds most famous Mishigoim Hoiz
Mimamakim Kiraseecha Hashem!!
Ki Avee v'Imi azuvunee,vHashem Ya'sfeainee..
Oh.. I know the end Is very close.. It can't get worse than this... I hope..
Hey I hear voices..I am not imagining..
I hear that nut Khaleed ..I hear Mommy..
Yoish I miss her so badly..
Khaleed again ..let me listen..

HARRY! YOUZE ALIVE!!
IZE SEEN IT.WIFF MINE EYES,YO WIFE, DA LOVELY LADY SEEN IT!
NOW STOP PLAYIN' YOUZE GOTTA BE A "MAN"
YOUZE GOTTA SAY "I IS SORRY"
YOUZE BROKE DA LADYS HEART.
SHE READY TO FORGIVE YOU.
BUT HARRY THERE IS NO FREE LUNCHES.MAYBE IN THE BOWERY.
BUT YOUZE GONNA BEG FO FORGIVNESS.

URGHHHH! I WANT TO TALK TO YANKI!

Reb Hershel .I'm your sons Rebbe,Yecheskel Weinfeld.
I am so happy that you are getting better.soon you will go home.

I WANT TO TALK TO YANKI!

Yes,you will talk to him.
We just feel it is the right time for you to be "mikabel" on yourself,
for once and for all to be a husband first to your wife AND a father.

I WANT TO TALK TO YANKI NOW!!

TATTY!!TATTY!!

I Hear Yanki!urgggh

YOUZE NOT DREAMIN!HARRY.HEH HEH

TATTY!!TATTY!! I'm HERE!

HARRY.YOUZE THIS CLOSE
SURRENDER!!GIVE IN!
LET GO!  OF YOUZE EGO!

TATTY IM IN THE CEILING ABOVE YOUR BED.
JUST TELL MOMMY YOU LOVE HER MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD!!!
TATTY YOU CAN SAY IT!!!

Urrghhh CH-CHA-CHAN-II

LESS GO HARRY!!TALK UP!

I I ..Really apologize..I hate that I ruined 3 lives..If I get better..will you give me a chance to change?

BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEP...

Heshy!!! Don't Die Now!!

BEEEEEEEEP!!!!

Urrgggh I AM SO SORRY!

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!

Brilliant Rage, we should get corporate sponsorships, for "Harry's son" to benefit GYE!