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Heart palpitations ...... :o :o :-\ :o :o :o
nebach chani....

Nebich Chani

Nebich Yanky

Nebich Reb Chesky

and in just a little while Heshy is going to be the bigest Nebich from them all.

Get ready because he will need all the help in the world.

I know . They're all nebachs. But Im partial. lol. I pity Chani the most..

This story is starting to remind of this true story. Yikes.




No, it's cuz I needed to finish the ad here on this thread! The deadline was last night...  :-[

But yes, it was hard to work on the ad while thinking about Heshy... I guess that's why it took so long  

TrYiNg wrote on 12 Nov 2009 05:42:


I was actually going to say I don't have rachmanus for her; I'm also partial.
But I suppose that's what Bard is trying to say; the life of the trophy wife is apparently not as glamorous as we might imagine it. As they say " you look as good as a second wife..."

Was that the end of the story or is there more coming?

A lot more coming.

we are just about 3/4 to the end of the story a few more chapters to come but then there will be a replay with subtitles as what went wrong in every chapter & How to avoid it in the first place Or fix what damage has been done.

Everyone is invited to give their opinion at that time as to what you think would be the right approach to deal or avoid the problems this family has gone through.

I know all this because I'm privileged to be the Rebbes Gabbe & he talks it through with me as it comes to life.

Efshar Letaken wrote on 12 Nov 2009 20:37:


Either that, or Bards has a split personality, and you're the other half!  :D ;D

Well nope:

I'm sure Reb Guard can testify that we are 2 separate individuals.

A few point.

1) I had a son about 2.5 months ago & last time I checked I'm married to one woman only.

2) We live about an hour and 10 min. away from one another depending on speed & traffic.

3) I Hate to use all caps all the time.

4) I don't come close to the amount of Torah bardichev knows.

5) I'm not a grandson from the Heiliger Bardichever

6) I don't Drink alcohol not even woodford.

I think I made my case.

This is indeed a very serious case of split personality disorder. How can we help him (them?)

Funny Stuff Rabeinu! Funny Stuff.

EL can't be the bardichever, because he referred to reb "b" as "the Rebbe", and bardichever's first post clearly stated that he is humble. He'd never refer to himself as "the Rebbe"!! So there.

      PART 25


Yanki,promIse you will never leave me again.

I Promise Ma

Good Boy!Listen Yanki we need each other for support.Tatty is obviously very very not well and he needs us to help him.

Count me out Ma.I don't care if he is my father he said to me he will kill me.I am done done done.Keep him far away from me.We can live under one roof,that's all.

Yanki, I know you are hurt.I know you are upset.But..But..
Yes, Yanki you are right. I cover up for him,a lot... Maybe too much... Yanki,there is no magic wand ... You are a smart boy...

But Maaa!! He.. Hates.. Me.. And..

I know you think he hates Me too. Yanki, I know how you feel.
Life is not a bed of roses.Yanki
Listen up let's just keep looking out for each other.OK??

Ma,I will do anything for you.

Yanki,you are the reason I wake up in the morning!

Ring!Ring!hello you have a call from the New York Police Department.we have a suspect in an investigation names Harry
Freidstien,we was granted one phone call..note this call is recorded..would you like to accept the collect charges?

Yes OK

Chanie *thinking* Jail jail Hesy in jail what did he do !!! He was just in his office!!what is going on in my life??!!why is he calling me??so he needs his barbie doll for a "get out of jail card"!!

Maam are you gonna take the call and accept the charges?

I guess.yes.

Chani chani chani *crying*
Chani uh I .. Am in jail

So I hear Heshy

Chani I did nothing

So I guessed Heshy

Chani get me out of here
I can't stay here the police beat me up*crying* and there is a goy here who said that if I am in jail for ....uchh ....uchhh...preying...on...minors uchhh he said he will kill me!he said I won't last one night in jail..chani chani help me uchhhh I am so gone..
I have nothing not even a Kappel..these goyim wAnna kill me.. Chani get me outta here!!

Heshy I will try

Chani please please bail me out!

Heshy I will try

When? Chani

Soon

Why not now

Heshy it takes a few minutes to bring barbie doll to life and make her human again

Chani chani please

Heshy I will not ask for an apology now..but if you come out of jail and you come home its on my terms

chani please

Yes Chani has a son at home that needs love and attention and ...

Chani on your terms

Heshy "Tnai koidem limaase" like "bnei gud and binei ruvain"

Chani?

Yes Harry I told you I teach him gemara

OK your terms,but get me outta here

OK here are my terms
#1 you will  go for "real" therapy
#2 you can't talk to Yanki
#3 if you are guilty in court I get a "get" no questions asked.

Chani I am not in the "matzav" to think so clear now

Heshy you called me ? Right?

But.. But..

*hello this is the operator this phone call is over its 5 minute limit.* goodbye

now I'm curious... Will he be found guilty for praying for minors or not??? The suspense is bearable.