That's Right!!
A recent scientific discovery (by yours truly) indicates that when the onset of lust kicks in...
Reaching out to a book is just as effective, if not more so, as reaching out to a fellow gyeman.
Extremely useful for times when fellow gyeers are hard to come by....
There are 2 requirements though:
1. The book must be the Big Book.
2. You must be in full attendance of Duvid Chaim's Phone conference.
3. You are reviewing the "current" chapter where the phone conference is holding.
Okay, I know, that's 3 requirements. It's difficult to count when you're very excited.
Keep a bookmark inside to keep your place. If you finish the chapter go back to the beginning of the chapter.
Read only the chapter that is currently being read in the Phone conference.
I find that about one minute of reading is enough to calm me down.
Please let me know what you think...
besides the obvious.... "Hey Shteebz, it's past your bedtime."