Quite a boring post for you, Redfaced…Crookshanks got your tongue?!

Bain adam l’chaveiroh par excellence, what a star

One day at a time, your motto in a jar

Reminding us Constant Vigilance! so loudly

Ignatius Percy would beam so proudly

Not one to ever collapse or crumble

Gevurah’s Monster Knight Bus you always rumble

Thank you for your listening ear(s) and for always cracking us up!

We appreciate your wise and happy presence on this forum.

Much continued Hazlacha, ma’looh ma’looh!

(P.S. The submission was better. Even if it got less thank you's.

Godspeed)

There was a young man of Bombay 
who was making explosives one day. 
But he dropped his cigar 
… in the gunpowder jar…
There WAS a young man of Bombay. 





kaabooooooooooooOOOOOOMMM!!!

Under all the layers of humor, mischief, and bluster, beats a sensitive and caring heart that empathizes with the plight of anyone going through difficult times. A shoulder to cry on when it's tough, a hug (squeeze?) that lifts up when down, and an encouraging pat when there are bumps on the road. You are a true friend who brightens all of our days with good cheer and Chizuk. Keep on trucking and inspiring in the way that only you can.

amevakesh wrote on 06 Sep 2024 13:31:

MIschief? Y'must be referring to YKW. He's the mischief manager

amevakesh wrote on 06 Sep 2024 13:31:

Amevakesh, you described him so well here! The truth of what is under all those hilarious jokes.
Mazal Tov on 500 days!!! WOW!!! BeH we'll celebrate 50000000 together!

Red, your friendship is one that is so dear and precious to me. 

Hey Red, still says 500 by your name, hope you don't stop here ...

But at least I can still chap arein wishing you a huge MAZAL TOV on this amazing accomplishment!!!! 

BeH you should be zoche to live life to it's fullest, bikdusha vitahara.

I feel fortunate to call you a friend. 

- Yiftach'l 

Just found this thread.... Mazel Tov on 500 buddy.  Keep inspiring. Regards from the many guys who have helped.... 

I missed this thread. I guess that now I finally understand your username and avatar. Pretty sneaky if you asked me.

AMBER ALERT:

Missing person, red face, last seen bound and gagged in the back of a Flying Ford Anglia. 

youknowwho wrote on 07 Nov 2024 19:48:

That's better...

youknowwho wrote on 07 Nov 2024 19:48:

Thanks for nothing, Moldy .
That Flying Ford Anglia you stuffed me in ( I'm kind of annoyed you had to bind and gag me - you knew I had no idea how to fly the damn thing) was on a direct collision course for the Whomping Willow. And yes, I've been Whomped. 
Whomped hard. 
'Twas a rough couple of weeks  my side of Hogwarts. Was down in the deepest dungeons Snape ever gave detention in.
The only joy I had in my life was ignoring EVERYONE who reached out to me. That was fun. 
And if you didnt reach out to me, shame on you.  In big red pustules . On your forehead. Like Marrietta Edgecomb
Did some volunteer work testing out Techloq. ( Yes there is internet service in those dungeons)  At the time I was annoyed the filter was so good - but now I'm happy (I think).

Moral of the story is, to paraphrase Foolie-




EDIT- I'm still getting whomped- but its time to put other people down in an attempt to pick myself up.

If you are out of the dungeon, it would be a good idea to get some fresh air and sunlight buddy. And maybe while you are outside you will bump into a friend.

Hashem Help Me wrote on 12 Nov 2024 12:05:

Not outta the dungeon. Not by a long shot

Red Face, thank you for entertaining me for a full 30 min. I had to read through this entire thread. I envy your clean streak, but not as much as I envy your writing skills! 

Either get out of the dungeon or send me your location, please.

dreamyunicorn28 wrote on 12 Nov 2024 22:15:

Currently in the Shrieking Shack.