youknowwho wrote on 11 Jul 2024 17:03:

Frame it in gold! Give it out to all maggidei shiur, chosson rebbes and kallah teachers!

redfaced wrote on 11 Jul 2024 18:09:

So ghost writer # 1 Just sent me this as a first installment 

Any votes?


hi evyone, i am a chasideshe yingermann who is strughling with this a very long time, p and m, sice i was a buchor and somene showed my a not aidelh thing in camp. i am very chasidish with krazldeigh payiss and a ripps friday night an go to mikve two timmes daley but it didnt help this terribels struhgle. but most of all is i have a few fetishes i cant say evrting here for mor detles pm pls but espeshily frum is very hard, i can stay frozen and stare and almost drool at frum women like in bingo or evergreen once my wife even had to give me a noodge in my side to wak me up from stareing and drroling. so nothing i tryed helped not even my rebbeh who said its nothing just get marryed it will go away. so please anybudy with some ideas looking forward to grow thanks verry much

Bennyh wrote on 11 Jul 2024 18:40:

Sorry you left that out by mistake

chaimoigen wrote on 11 Jul 2024 18:03:

Welcome back! @redfaced, I've been out for a bit too and you had me laughin' away here.... 

Good stuff!

Muttel

redfaced wrote on 11 Jul 2024 18:40:

Up until this post you had me laughing but this?? Discrimination? Who are you targeting? Those tornado-twisted beards driving with hats?? HUH?

Heeling wrote on 11 Jul 2024 19:10:

You are forgetting that red was fine with them with their hats and all as long as their second (and third) button is left wide open...

Ghost Writer # 2  Based on a true story

My story starts in a way that is probably very similar to many people. I don't remember the exact age but it was somewhere in the middle of Mesifta probably that I found a treasure on the street near yeshiva. I looked around quickly, and with my heart beating through my chest, I brought it back to yeshiva and quickly locked it in my locker. I'm pretty sure that at that point I had not yet discovered masturbation but the high from visual stimulation is something that I revisited very often, sneaking the magazine (I think it was in Polish) to the Rebbis bathroom that had a secure lock on the door.

From there I graduated to the Indian newspaper store a few blocks away, a young teen very casually browsing the adults-only section. That lasted until the owner asked me how old I was.I couldn't convince him that I was 21 with nary a facial hair in sight. I also remember always lying in bed listening to one of those horrible radio shows that eventually got banned from the FM Dial and got sent to SiriusXM

I don't think I discovered watching porn until a while after my wedding, But it went downhill very fast. My wife has very difficult pregnancies where she spends months sitting on the floor in front of the toilet puking her guts out, and I guess that was emotionally draining for me so I had to get my fix somewhere. I had an unfilterable tablet that became one of my best friends ( TBH it wasn't always porn, There were plenty of movies too). Sometimes my legs still hurt just remembering the amount of time I sat with it in the bathroom. I must have been one of the best at stopping porn & masturbation. I mean I must have stioped literally hundreds of times. But that never lasted more than a day or 2 at most.

This became my constant companion until about 4 1/2  years ago
The name of the book is The Night My Wife Caught Me.
 Best selling thriller.
Like BennyH says the Fit hit the Shan.

It was a very very Very (very) difficult tekufa for about 18 months. shalom Bayis was non-existent .But I like to say that as hard as it was for me to go through such a crazy difficult tekufa it is still one of the best things that happened to me. I can only imagine where I would be today if I had not been caught. I would still be floating along in a porn-induced stupor. Now BH my current clean streak is close to 450 days and I have 1620 days of being clean.  And I like this Me better than the old Me.

Thank you for coming and thank you for listening
May G-d Bless Y'all

i'm crying...

for what reason were you withholding this precious gem from us?

horizon wrote on 11 Jul 2024 19:53:

C'mon dont cry!!!
I've always shared with people I spoke to on the phone, I never felt the urge to put in public.
And when you say precious gem I hope your not referring to the magazine I found in the street...

redfaced wrote on 11 Jul 2024 19:56:

lol.
i'm referring to the little boy i once was browsing the adult section in the corner store. i'm referring to the real pain and loneliness you went through during your wifes pregnancy... i'm referring to the dramatic 'night my wife caught me', to the many months of turmoil that followed, to what turned out to be the best thing that happened to the man w the red face... to 450 days of a new me...

and i'm also looking up in admiration, and hoping to achieve what you did

redfaced wrote on 11 Jul 2024 19:47:

and now its your turn to pukk your guts out..
keep it coming.......go go go.....

cande'

You woke up CO!
You transformed eerie into cornoy! 

You definitely have some secret power... and that's all with just starting a thread today!

Keep on trucking, you might just wake up the old grouchy cornoy!

yiftach wrote on 11 Jul 2024 20:17:

Cornoy leaving out d's as well? What's goin on here?

mggsbms wrote on 11 Jul 2024 21:35:

Real g's leave ou' as many le'er's as possibl'. Too ch'l to spel'

Now just wait for him to resuscitate Foolie's African Dwarf Frogs and we'll have a real miracle on our hand. 

redfaced wrote on 11 Jul 2024 19:47:

Dear Red, this line is....I don't have the words. The pain you went through for 18 months, the fear, the anguish, and you still say b'peh malei that it was the best thing that happened to you! You are a hero of epic proportions! I have never told my wife a word, and I tziter to think what would happen if she did. And you say it WAS THE BEST THING THAT HAPPANED TO YOU! Not shayich!
You are my hero!