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Re: The iPhone Song 20 Oct 2015 22:05 #266483

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Of course you guys know where the tune comes from, right?

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Re: The iPhone Song 20 Oct 2015 22:09 #266484

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Today's world is so busy with the "I", ipod ipad iphone.

So finally they came out with the "WII" problem is that it also has two I's
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Re: The iPhone Song 20 Oct 2015 23:05 #266490

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9494 wrote:
markz wrote


Now those guys are fuming


Yep, apparently it is pretty hot in gehennim


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Re: The iPhone Song 23 Oct 2015 13:47 #266701

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doingtshuva wrote:
Very nice and cute
the piece I loved the most is:
And maybe that’s the reason that they call it an Iphone.


My favorite line:

You can keep those vids
I'll take my wife and kids

Can't wait to sing this tonight by the table after Koh Ribon, unless my kids are tired of hearing me sing it
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Re: The iPhone Song 23 Oct 2015 15:07 #266704

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"Just one Shabbos and we'll all be free" of our phones.

How about we institute one shabbos a year that the Chazan sings Lo Sevoshi to the tune of Kulam Ahuvim (aka The.IPhone.Song), Please sing along

You guys are the true kulam ahuvim!!
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Re: The iPhone Song 23 Oct 2015 15:12 #266705

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If the chazan sings it tonight, I'll know it's you. Don't worry, I'll be so happy to have you as a live chaver, I'll introduce myself.
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Re: The iPhone Song 08 Mar 2016 23:42 #280712

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markz wrote:
Hey Eslaasos, its on the GYE website HERE
- since before we joined gye?

Maybe we should arrange a kumzitz? You'll sing 'cos you know the lyrics, Bigmoish can do the boom-pa's, Kedusha will install the apps.
Cordnoy will serve Coffee, Watson English tea - who will tell all my Facebook friends?
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AND WE'LL HAVE A BLAST!!! (like Kedusha's profile image)

For all those that had to buy a new iPhone due to the song, don't forget to install it once again
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Re: The iPhone Song 09 Mar 2016 05:51 #280767

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Kedusha wrote on 19 Oct 2015 14:01:
If you still use a flip phone, take a moment to give yourself a pat on the back.
 

Patting myself on the back.
Actually smashed my smartphone with a hammer, 3 years ago.

Re: The iPhone Song 11 Mar 2016 06:10 #281040

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abie wrote:

Kedusha wrote:
If you still use a flip phone, take a moment to give yourself a pat on the back.

 

Patting myself on the back.
Actually smashed my smartphone with a hammer, 3 years ago.

What about your computer?
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Re: The iPhone Song 24 Jun 2016 16:04 #290659

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Im looking forward ;-)

I have an iPhone
All Apps (web too) are well restricted

There was 1 system built app that has inapropriate stuff. I don't want to disclose here what app it is, you have it and may not know what I'm taking about specifically. Let's keep it that way. I didn't slip with it in recent history, but is impossible to remove it or filter it myself, and has been haunting me (more about it another time)

I just called TAG and they told me good news if I come in they should be able to block it

If it's reliable, I'll let you know, and whoever wants details then will have to email me

KOT!
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Re: The iPhone Song 18 May 2017 02:42 #313487

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eslaasos wrote on 20 Oct 2015 03:33:
GYE kumzitz? Sign me up!

Bump my phone - check the first post ;-)
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