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Re: Shomaim News Report 16 Nov 2009 23:20 #28910

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and heshy can't die! he made a mistake. a lot of mistakes. and he wasn't lucky enough to have GYE!


Hey Habib, waddayamean? That's gonna be the highlight of the story - when he finds GYE!

(I already prepared a special welcoming post for him... "Welcome to the forum. Once you've arrived, there's no way out. Everyone will just beat you up up up!)
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Re: Shomaim News Report 17 Nov 2009 00:55 #28916

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Rabeinu Guard is giving away a big part of the story but since he already gave it away.

Ladies & Gents take part in the story & get ready to welcome Heshy to GYE.
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Re: Shomaim News Report 17 Nov 2009 01:16 #28921

  • TrYiNg
whaddya mean? Who's acting as Heshy? It's a mega script but I gotta b a women. So I'll take Chani instead.
Bards, do I need to audition?


oh, and efshar-
heavenly strength
himel=heaven
ishe= ly
koichos= koach

Kewl, Habib ;D Howd u do that?

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Re: Shomaim News Report 17 Nov 2009 01:20 #28923

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Some how I get the feeling that TryinG had somthin to do with Habibs Yiddish Enlightenment.
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Re: Shomaim News Report 17 Nov 2009 01:20 #28924

  • habib613
lol!
Ha, i knew we'd get it out of someone!
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Re: Shomaim News Report 17 Nov 2009 01:22 #28926

  • habib613
no!
i did it myself!
honest!
no gtranslate, nothing!
i think i'm getting the hang of it
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Re: Shomaim News Report 17 Nov 2009 01:25 #28930

  • habib613
can i be the rebbe's wife?
i need a non speaking part.
stage fright.
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Re: Shomaim News Report 17 Nov 2009 01:46 #28940

  • TrYiNg
Rage ATM wrote on 17 Nov 2009 01:23:

ooooh, can i play the part of khalid?...

Pity the prison guard
Is that bein u Efshar?
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Re: Shomaim News Report 17 Nov 2009 02:01 #28943

  • habib613
reminds me of my comp background...
remember that pic someone put up a while ago of an israeli police guy chasing a chasid?
yeah, that's my background.
now it'll be efshar chasing bards to get him to post the next installment
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Re: Shomaim News Report 17 Nov 2009 04:35 #28985

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We have a plan about Kaleed,

Rage Great Idea will have the bards talk to you about it.

no one will do it better then you.
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Re: Shomaim News Report 17 Nov 2009 08:50 #29014

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Maybe Kanesher wants to be the cop so he can finally put his gun to use.

I want a role too!
Maybe I'll be the overworked cleaning lady in the prison.
Hashem is addicted to you! Feel His hugs!"Sheva yipol tzaddik VKUM"
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Re: Shomaim News Report 17 Nov 2009 15:44 #29062

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I call the part of the GUARD.
Webmaster of www.guardyoureyes.org - Maintaining Moral Purity in Today's World. We’re here on a quest ; it’s really all a test. Just do your best and G-d will do the rest.
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Re: Shomaim News Report 17 Nov 2009 16:20 #29064

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KUTAN CAN BE YANKI HE'S OUR ONLY KUTAN

HABIB IS RUCHY SCWARTZ THE BABYSITTER

CHANI IS A TUFF ONE ...

HARRY...

RABBI WEINFELD...

AUDITIONS WILL BE HELD SUNDAY 9:00 AM IN ...
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Re: Shomaim News Report 17 Nov 2009 17:23 #29086

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Is there any mentioning of a boat in the story? 
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Re: Shomaim News Report 17 Nov 2009 18:00 #29098

  • habib613
yeah!
babysitter! that's me
so when can i babysit the baby, R' B?
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