I have had the holy privilege, of smoking weed with the holy golden gater Rebbe shlita may he live and smoke well. He taught me the great Torah of his father, the holy cholenthuemer ruv! who said " eat good and it will be good"-portapottys 8:74

we mustn't forget the rest of the maamar, follow it afterward by drinking a revi'is of shampoo is ke'ilu nisech nesochim. ayin Rash miCustard 

I have a mesorah passed down ben achar ben from Snoop Kelev ben Aryeh himself, who hid in the brownest and chunkiest part of the mikvah when Grand Rebbe Reuven Marley immersed. At that exalted moment, it is told that a choir of celestial angels sang those holy words, "Heat in the kitchen, chulent on the stove, mikvah getting boiled, chulopshes being sold," and the rebbe gezugt, "Der emesa reich nechoach is ah blatt gemara und two shmecks of coke." 

chosemyshem wrote on 11 Mar 2025 00:28:

RBS"O such Kefira and Letzunies im hearing........... 
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I got a job as a porngrapher. (I used to smoke for a living) And spoke to my main man Jose bose , a Mexican five time winner of the janitorial Olympics. Including the sweepers weepers award. So we were talking about how to not look at too much women in a meshuge way and he said the only way is if you have a pet monkey you will chase the monkey and won't have time to look at shikses. I then realized I'm screwed cause my monkey was a woman.