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Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 06 Jun 2012 16:18 #138976

TehillimZugger OFFLINE Platinum Boarder לבד הנשמה הטהורה Posts: 2446 Karma: 34	`Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!' I shrieked upstarting - `Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore! Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken! Leave my loneliness unbroken! - quit the bust above my door! Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!'
	?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?

Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 07 Jun 2012 14:24 #139021

ZemirosShabbos OFFLINE Platinum Boarder pass the compote Posts: 6153 Karma: 72	yeah, but why is he on Israeli dreidels?
	Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise ~Inna beshem ZS Give, Forgive ~Cordnoy The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting. ~TZ

Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 16 Jun 2013 16:30 #209429

TehillimZugger OFFLINE Platinum Boarder לבד הנשמה הטהורה Posts: 2446 Karma: 34	NO ONE POSTED HERE AH GANTZE YOOHR??!! WE NEEEEEEEEEEEEEED TO TAKE ATTENDANCE THE reBBE? nisHtdoo the gABBai?
	?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?

Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 17 Jun 2013 00:28 #209462

lizhensk OFFLINE Platinum Boarder You never heard of Rebbes making sholom? Posts: 533 Karma: 54	tehillimzugger wrote: THE reBBE? nisHtdoo the gABBai? forget them, der CHUSID iz duuu
	Life is Like a Bicycle: If its easy, you're going downhill Hashem, If I can't have what I want, then please teach me to want what I have -Unknown (and if u know who it was please inform me) (1+2)x4=3 There is NOTHING wrong with feeling pain -My Sponsor I will not act out today, I will tomorrow. Maybe when I get to tomorrow, it will again be 'today'

Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 17 Jun 2013 18:49 #209506

Machshovo Tova OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1230 Karma: 26	pleasehelp9753 wrote: tehillimzugger wrote: THE reBBE? nisHtdoo the gABBai? forget them, der CHUSID iz duuu in oich der MISNAGID is duuu

Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 17 Jun 2013 18:57 #209508

inastruggle Current streak: 25 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder the picture is shimshon hagibor. not st. mary.... Posts: 1263 Karma: 35	Machshovo Tova wrote: pleasehelp9753 wrote: tehillimzugger wrote: THE reBBE? nisHtdoo the gABBai? forget them, der CHUSID iz duuu in oich der MISNAGID is duuu With 770 posts.

Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 17 Jun 2013 19:41 #209525

TehillimZugger OFFLINE Platinum Boarder לבד הנשמה הטהורה Posts: 2446 Karma: 34	AH reBBE OOHNn ah CHOssID , nee MIMEILA oohn AH gAABAI, nneeeee MImeiLA oohn ah MISNAGGIDDD??? NoSuchTING, NMW
	?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?

Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 16 Oct 2013 14:46 #221245

Pidaini OFFLINE Platinum Boarder פדני מעושק אדם-מיצר הרע העושק את הבריות-רש"י Posts: 2189 Karma: 107	Ah-voo iz yedir??
	Yankel \| My Ladder \| Talking to Hashem I'm just a dude, another guy on this bus. Have a great day, unless, of course, you made other plans. ~ obbormottel "Nothing changes as long as everything stays the same" ~ Dov

Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 16 Oct 2013 19:32 #221268

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bardichev wrote:

Anee omed al kikar shabbat al hamdreygot she'll bank hapoalim

Ani lovesh kaftan shachaor

Kova shachor

Mishkifayim

Betach she-atta. Makir oh-tee

Ani ochez sefer

Ani maschil laasos rikkud

Vaani shar shira

Fell shmell

Fell. Shmell

Binigun chabad

Ayy dayy dayy di day

Day day di dadai day

Ayyy di dai

Yay di dayy

Yadda dadadae dum

Fell shmell

Fell shmell

Ayy day dididi day

Yadada di dai

Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ

Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 02 Apr 2014 22:23 #229722

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RABBOISAI

I NEED A MINYAN MINCHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yosef Hatzadik wrote:

If the Chevra won't start coming here more often, this story will repeat itself.... :o

Yosef Hatzadik wrote on 29 Apr 2010 17:13:

I came across this old dilapidated butkeh. I was wondering what it can be. I saw truck marks in the dirt that matched the tires of an Ice Cream Truck.

Is this a Clubhouse? A Pit stop transplanted from Route 66? A Pub? A secret meeting place where UFOs refuel?

I gingerly & cautiously step closer...

WAIT! I see something! A weather beaten placard above the door. It reads: Congregation Chevra Anshei Guard Ur Eyes (.com)! Wow! it must be really old!

It is antique!

I tried opening the door.

The big padlock on the door is VERY rusty!

Nobody has been in this place since Jan. 3, 2010 5:44 pm. The cobwebs are everywhere.

It looks like a shteeble. It smells like a shteeble. (I smell herring.) But it can't be ah shteeble!

How can it be a shteeble without a minyan??

But there are a few empty Woodford Bottles lying around.

It must be a shteeble!

Or maybe I chanced upon the site of the former GUE Anonymous Virtual Meeting Room.

(Hey, if it is Virtual, than what am I doing here?)

Anyone have a clue what this old building used to serve as in the olden times?

I think I will have to go ask Great Aunt Serach bas Asher.....

OOOOOPPPSS!!! I can't! She is in the off-limits Women's Section!

I guess the only Zakein around who still has his head screwed on right is the Heilige Rebbe Reb Bardichev himself!!!

He knows how to communicate with us Newbies. He is mekaverev the young guys too. He even changed his name to Bards. He figured it has a more hip ring to it!

I know I can always go ask Rabeinu Guard Shlita, but who would dare disturb him. He is probably busy writing his Chizuk Emails. He has over a THOUSAND talimidim already!

?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם
My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?

Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 02 Apr 2014 23:11 #229735

ZemirosShabbos OFFLINE Platinum Boarder pass the compote Posts: 6153 Karma: 72	bardichev wrote: mincha right now in shomershabbosBP landausFLATBUSH satmerLAKEWOOD baismedrishMONROE agudahBALTIMORE
	Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise ~Inna beshem ZS Give, Forgive ~Cordnoy The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting. ~TZ

Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 03 Apr 2014 05:06 #229759

dd OFFLINE Platinum Boarder כל זמן שהנשמה בקרבי מודה אני לפניך Posts: 879 Karma: 42	bardichev wrote: mincha right now in shomershabbosBP landausFLATBUSH satmerLAKEWOOD baismedrishMONROE agudahBALTIMORE and of course on the site we have a huge tzibbur

Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 03 Apr 2014 19:00 #229814

Machshovo Tova OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1230 Karma: 26	dd wrote: bardichev wrote: mincha right now in shomershabbosBP landausFLATBUSH satmerLAKEWOOD baismedrishMONROE agudahBALTIMORE and of course on the site we have a huge tzibbur But on this site we have some davenning shacharis while others are doing maariv. Is that oisgehalten?

Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 03 Apr 2014 20:05 #229820

TehillimZugger OFFLINE Platinum Boarder לבד הנשמה הטהורה Posts: 2446 Karma: 34	We're lemaalah min hazman
	?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?

Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 03 Apr 2014 22:32 #229828

dd OFFLINE Platinum Boarder כל זמן שהנשמה בקרבי מודה אני לפניך Posts: 879 Karma: 42	the mishnah berurah holds it some what of tefillah betzibbur even if it's not the same tefillah