HEY, YETZER HARA, I LIKE YOUR STYLE!
YOU'RE A COOL CAT.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
I DON'T BUY JUNK FROM A CHEAP SALESMAN IN A POLYESTER SUIT
TOO MANY RINGS...
MUCH TOO MUCH CHEAP COLOGNE...
YOUR HAIR HAS TOO MUCH HAIR-SPRAY...
AND THOSE SHOES? COMMON, PLASTIC LIZARD SKIN SHOES!
HAHAHA, IT'S A Toupée - A WIG!!
HA, YOUR MAKE-UP IS PEELING!
OH... HEEE HAW, THAT'S A PURIM MOUSTACHE!
AND FAKE RAY-BANS!
HAHAHA!
HELLO, WOULD YOU BUY ANYTHING FROM THIS GUY?